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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Ridley Scott Wastes $200 Million In Futile Attempt At Making Greatest Napoleon Movie Of All Time
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The man behind a swathe of classic and well loved movies has this year wasted a
Perth Mayor Removes Bus Stops From CBD After Complaints That Public Transport Attracts Poor People
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Perth mayor Basil Zempilas is committed to the social cleansing of Western Australia’s capital city,
Report: New Mystery Respiratory Illness In China Could Help Fight Inflation By Forcing Everyone Over 55 Inside Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A radical plan put forward by the South Betoota Polytechnic College Minksy School of
Exhaust Pipe On Local Concreter’s Hilux Found To Be The Suburban Equivalent Of A Farmhouse Rooster
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The canon on the back of a local motor vehicle has today been identified as the
Selfish Young Person Apologises For Driving Up Inflation But She Can’t Really Ignore A Root Canal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A decadent young person, who has already disconnected the internet from her flat and is now
“Paper Straws Are Annoying” And Other Things You Can Say When Struggling To Stand Out From The Crowd
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a world swamped with conformity, one brave individual has emerged from the masses to boldly
Prime Minister Joins Kyle And Jackie O To Discuss The Weirdest Place He’s Ever Had A Wank
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister of Australia has today taken time out of his busy schedule to talk
RBA Chief Michele Bullock Wants People Under 35 To Simply Exist To Service A Mortgage
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The new Reserve Bank boss Michele Bullock has signalled the central bank’s intent
Local Goat Can’t Help But Feel A Bit Betrayed By Farmer After Being Sold To The Nepalese Chefs From The Pub And Forced Into The Boot Of Their Mitsubishi Magna
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local farmer explained to The Advocate this afternoon that he recently sold a
Silly Rich Freak Gets Himself A Silly Rich Freak’s Car
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter weirdo has walked past every other car on our town’s
Rumours Of An OnlyFans Account The Biggest Source Of Gossip In Small Country Town Since Mayor’s Affair
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The small town of Casmore is this week revelling in some serious excitement. Famous for being
Broken Lock On Door Of Public Toilet Tests Occupant’s Core Strength
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Bryan Hatton has spent the last 24 minutes wrestling with the gruelling task of taking a