Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
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As Wife Mourns Diane Keaton, Local Man Figures Now Is As Good A Time As Any For A Godfather Rewatch
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In tragic news for the millions of kindred spirits she left behind, yesterday it was announced
Mate Who Is Studying Psychology Definitely Psychoanalysing This Friendly Conversation
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact It can be confirmed that your mate who’s studying psychology is almost definitely psychoanalysing everything
37-Year-Old Still Pulls A Muscle Despite Doing 4 Legs Swings Before Launching Into 5km Run
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Betoota Heights man, Deano (37), says he’s at that age where he can’t
Charlie Curnow Willing To Accept Unpaid 3-Year Internship At Another Club To Get Out Of Carlton
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Things have gone from bad to worse at one of Melbourne’s most maligned football clubs
Nation’s Teenagers Prepare For Imminent Social Media Bans By Switching Over To BBM
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a bid to stay one step ahead of government-imposed social media bans, the nation’s
Report Finds ‘Strong Personality’ Actually Coded Language For Being A ‘Major Fuckwit’
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT The Advocate has today confirmed what many have long believed to be true. A report conducted
Aussie Living Overseas Embarrasses Herself By Throwing In A Hip Hip After Birthday Song
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An Aussie living in America for the last two years has once again embarrassed herself by
Brisbane Dad Drifts Off Thinking About Ben Hunt’s Redemption Arc Again
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A full week since the Brisbane Broncos triumphed against all odds to snatch both the NRL
Guy That Uses A Brick Phone And Rejects Social Media Somehow The Most Informed Person You Know
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man, known throughout his entire social circle as the guy that uses a brick
Forget Carlton Draught Tank Beer! Introducing Carlton Matrix Where They Pour Beer Directly Into Your Fucking Brainstem
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The future of beer has arrived, and it’s bypassing the liver entirely. In a bold
Long Awaited National Second Tier Finally Answers The Question: Which City Has The Best Greeks
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT The long awaited launch of Australian soccer’s national second division has finally freed the traditional
Local Psychopath Says She’s Excited To See What Happens With This New Sora 2 AI TikTok
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local psychopath has excitedly told the Advocate that she’s really keen about Sora 2’