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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the war in Iran enters its second devastating month, the world has once again been
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The annual battle between the Leftie Cousin and Sky News Uncle has kicked off again this
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An innovative boyfriend is in the dog house this morning, after using his girlfriend’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A local Christmas has gone so well one local nan honestly wouldn’t mind if it
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The sands of time have done their traditional dusting today as a local man developed a
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just as state and federal governments have wanted you to eat into our superannuation, the nation’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A fun Christmas game of sardines seems to be taking place in the home of Betoota
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Darren Longbottom (26), one of the caucasianest young men in the greater Betoota region has today
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local property developer is being lauded this week for building a number of medium density
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local piss wreck has today done his very best alleviate his own guilt over what
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local tradesman has today brought the house down. Despite spending the last few weeks laying
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local mouth-breathing heterosexual has today been awarded the highest and most prestigious decoration available to
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former fast Australian bowler Mitchell Johnson has been spotted preparing to make a sensational comeback to