Australia's T20 Slump Blamed On Travis Head's New Obsession With Sri Lankan Stilt Fishing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Cricket team is doing a few minutes of soul searching this week, after a
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Husband Reaches Peak Desirability While Pumping A Zooper Dooper And Watching BBL In Wet Boardies
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A volcano of insatiable lust is about to erupt in a Betoota Heights home
Well Dressed Couple Walking Awkwardly Slow Definitely On A Hinge Date
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In breaking news, two strangers have been spotted strolling at 4km/h this evening
Marketing Manager For Data Entry Firm Hits LinkedIn With Profound Chat GPT Generated Christmas Message
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A digital disrupter has wowed his professional contacts this week by waffling into the
Outer Metro Mum Visits The Cool Clothes Shop To Buy Her Husky Middle Aged Son Some Inappropriately Tight Jeans That She Will Guilt Him Into Wearing To Christmas Lunch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights husky gent doesn’t know it yet, but his mother just purchased one
Millennial Stay-At-Home Mum Had Always Planned To Repaint Entire House In Pantone’s 2024 Colour Of The Year
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As 2023 wraps up, it’s now time to look toward a new year. A new
Jesus Reveals Over Half The Prayers He’s Currently Receiving Are From CouriersPlease Customers Praying For The Safe Delivery Of Their Package
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As the Christmas package deadline looms closer, the adult son of our alleged creator has told
Husband Realises He’s Got Another Week Or So Before He Needs To Start Thinking About Presents
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A increasingly large sack of shit has today confirmed to The Advocate that he’s got
West Tigers Sack Entire Board And Replace Them With The Furston Guy
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the National Rugby League’s perennial laughing stocks has today finally made an effort
Open Bar At Work Christmas Party Turns Office NPC Into Deeply Twisted Criminal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brendan Wilston (29) is what most of his colleagues would describe as a run-of-the-mill seat-warmer. With
“What Are These Spoilt Hipsters Complaining About, This Place Is Mad” Says Brisbane Man In Merivale Venue For The First Time
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Brisbane-based insurance assessor is in Sydney this week, attending meetings and tying up loose ends
Victorians Holidaying In Cairns Told They Can Either Start Sandbagging Or Making Sandwiches But Get Off That Fucken Sunbed
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Cyclone Jasper is expected to make landfall in Far North Queensland as a category two storm
Local GP Remains Unwilling To Sign Off On Rooted Man’s Inability To Work Because He’s Still Breathing
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A 60-year-old man with a broken body and no superannuation has been informed by his local