RETRACTION: Crowded House Are Not "Boomer Wiggles" As Reported By The Betoota Advocate In 2024
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Board and Editorial Executive of The Betoota Advocate formally retract statements published in a 2024
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Report: Whiteboys That Call Other Men ‘Brother’ Don’t Have Any
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Darren Longbottom (26), one of the caucasianest young men in the greater Betoota region has today
Developer Breaks The Mould By Building Just Apartments, Not “Luxury” Or “Exclusive” Ones, Just Some Fucking Apartments
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local property developer is being lauded this week for building a number of medium density
“I Wasn’t That Bad At The Christmas Party Was I?” Asks Man Whose Name Has Been Escalated To Global HR
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local piss wreck has today done his very best alleviate his own guilt over what
Concreter Gets Hilarious Kris Kringle For Sparky
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local tradesman has today brought the house down. Despite spending the last few weeks laying
“What’d They Say?!” Asks Excited Straight Man After Finding Out Misso’s Gay Friends Approve Of Him
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local mouth-breathing heterosexual has today been awarded the highest and most prestigious decoration available to
Mitchell Johnson Spotted Warming Up At The Back Of Perth Stadium In A Pakistani Kit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former fast Australian bowler Mitchell Johnson has been spotted preparing to make a sensational comeback to
COP28 Leaders Reach Agreement That Normal People Should Feel Guilty About Plastic Straws And Corporations Can Chill For Now
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After days of tense negotiations in the sweltering heat of Dubai, an historic deal has been
Small Town Influencer Dying For Some Clear Air Before Posting NYE Thirst Trap
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A small town influencer is a little stroppy today, as she desperately waits for
Inexperienced Camper Attempts To Talk Round The Campfire Instead Of Staring Into It Silently
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An inexperienced camper was found to be in violation of camp code over the weekend by
North Queenslanders Get A Look At New Premier In Same Circumstances They’ve Met Every Other One Of ‘Em
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Heavy rains and damaging winds have hit Queensland’s tropical north coast as Tropical Cyclone Jasper
British Conservative Sick Of Having All Their Towns Named After Traditional Owners
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Proof that a good deal of us are cut from the same cloth, some conservative Brits
Kid Attempts To Snap Cable Car Wire Using His Mental Powers, Sending It Plummeting To The Valley Floor
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The largely forgotten middle child of Tom and Joanna Florence tried and failed to send close