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Nation’s Coke Dealers And Erotic Massage Parlours Lose A Valuable Revenue Stream

INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact Right across the Australia today, white knuckles have overcome the gentle hands of erotic masseuses.

Lawyers Win Another Landmark Defamation Case

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Lawyers in the latest landmark defamation trial in the Federal Court have emerged as

“Nice To Meet You” And 9 Other Lies Real Estate Agents Are Sick Of Hearing

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Despite the fact we pride ourselves on honest and unbiased news coverage, some readers have accused

The Queensland Premier Joins Betoota Talks To Discuss All Of The Big Issues Ahead Of This Year’s State Election

Report: Cheapest Garlic Bread Better Than Anything You Can Get At A Restaurant

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTAC A recent report has declared that the cheapest garlic bread found in supermarkets surpasses the quality

Bloke With Zero Fashion Sense Accidentally Impresses The Y2K People With His Velcro Wallet

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Brian Phelps (37), known for his comfort over style fashion sense, has unwittingly become

Veteran School Teacher Left Speechless After Being Told He Has L Rizz

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bizarre turn of events that has left the entire teaching staff scratching their heads,

Online Journalist Eyes Scoop Of The Day After Seeing Kanye’s Australian Wife Just Uploaded A ‘Revealing’ Photo Only Seconds Ago

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young journalist with big ambitions has today proven she might just have what it takes.

Greek Mate Gets A Pedicure Without His Girlfriend There

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Flights Path District man has this week caused some consternation amongst his wider friendship

Dutton Compares Pro-Palestine Protests To Port Arthur Massacre In Most Recent Example Of Him Just Not Being That Good At This Whole Leadership Thing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today provided the nation with one of the strangest takes of

If Off Ya Tree Outlets Keep Closing Down, Where Will Our Teenagers Buy Their Cocktail Shakers And Water Pourers?

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some sad news for emos and delinquents everywhere, it can be revealed that alternative retail

Barnaby Attends Women’s World Sand Greens Championship At Royal Walcha Thinking It’s The US Masters

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has found himself walking the hallowed grounds