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Dreyfus Tells Jailed War Crimes Whistleblower To Consider Himself Lucky He Didn’t Get Boeing’d

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Attorney General Mark Dreyfus has today offered up a stern warning to any Australians thinking

Disposable Serf Says It’ll Take Him 41 Years To Save A House Deposit Like Anyone Cares

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact New research into housing affordability has uncovered an uncomfortable truth: the nation’s lowest-

As Well As Not Paying Tax Or Royalties, Mining Companies No Longer Have To Pay Humans To Drive Trains

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that only accidentally made it in to the papers, it seems the all-powerful

Coworkers Now Blatantly Coming To Work With Exact Same Symptoms We Lived In Fear Of For 3 Years

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With this year’s flu season kicking off earlier than usual, it seems that the nation

Shadow Treasurer Accuses Jim Chalmers Of Slapping Name On Group Budget Surplus Assignment He Had Nothing To Do With

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition has today levelled some heavy criticism at the current party in power.

‘Long Distance Relationships Are Too Hard’ Says Burleigh Man Breaking Up With Girl From Surfers

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a peculiar stance on modern romance, a Queensland bloke has proven the Burleigh bubble is

Tomorrow’s Budget Is Tough But Fair But Ultimately Good If You’re Old As Shit And Rich As Hell Or A Giant Multinational

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Treasurer, Dr. Jimothy Chalmers, has said tomorrow’s budget will be tough but

Caloundra Boomers Enraged To Learn About Plans For Sunshine Coast To Have Decent Public Transport Options

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An army of the Sunshine Coast’s erratic post-war Australians have today declared war against

Joey Spotted Putting Up A Few Torpies In NSW Blues Kit Following String Of Injured Playmakers

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With the State of Origin series rapidly approaching, the head honchos in the New South Blues

Europe Chooses Most Neutral Country To Win EuroVision As Continent Teeters On Brink Of War

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The landmass of Europe has this weekend chosen to pursue the most amicable resolution to a

Australian Icon Liz Ellis Joins The Betoota Advocate Podcast!

“We’re Having A Freebirth At Home In Eumundi Because We Read Something On The Internet That Contradicts 500 Years Of Midwifery”

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A chilled out Sunshine Coast couple have today revealed to their family and friends that they