"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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‘Drumstix In A Biskit’ Launch Copyright Action Against New Tasmanian AFL Team
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The AFL’s newest team has already run into quite a significant hurdle. With pundits frantically
P!nk Goes Green And Ditches The Private Jets For Intricate Set Of Wires
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Arguably the greatest showperson since Elvis has nodded pensively to the elephant in the room this
Jacinta Price Still Waiting For Phone To Ring 6 Months After Expending Her Political Usefulness
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT These days, time seems to be moving at a slower pace for Senator Jacinta Price – who
The Boys Struggle To Mask Horror After Coming Round To Check Out Recently Single Mate’s New Set up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just a couple months ago, Benny Larder (31) had it made. He had a good sort
Rex Flight Attendant Asks If Anyone Has A Lighter Because It’s 5 O’Clock And Mummy’s Lungry
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It’s a long way back to Melbourne from our cosmopolitan desert port city and one
Blokes In Wetsuits Sprinting Through Carpark Suggests Surf Report Must Be Pretty Good This Arvo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the coastal enclave of Glumbucket Heads, it appears as though the
Upper, Middle And Lower Class Australia Can Now Be Defined By Whether You Have Kids, Pets Or Plants
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The Australian Bureau of Statistics has released a new definition of socio economic classes today, confirming
Documentary About Western Australians Continues To Break Box Office Records
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT In good news for Australian documentary filmmakers, a small independent production is maintaining the
“Righto You Little Pussies. Albo’s Bux. Grand Final Long Weekend. Bali. Locked In” Says Penny
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Foreign Minister Penny Wong has today ticked off a big piece of policy, ensuring that all
“Look At These Fucken-Flyblown-Cunnsathings” Says Grazier Of His Healthy And Well-Fed Sheep
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local grazier has cast his eye over a mob of wethers this morning and seen
Local Boomer Finally Accepts Something Is Deeply Wrong With Housing in This Country: Immigrants
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A semi-retired white goods retailer who lives in a 6 bedroom house with nobody but his
Educated Young Worker Uses Their Brain And Gets The Fuck Out Of This Country While They Still Can
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A well-educated young worker from our town’s cosmopolitan French Quarter has grown tired of taking