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QLD Premier Says Anyone Complaining About Olympics Costs Will Be Banned From Every Event Except European Handball

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Premier Steven Miles is now realising very quickly that the Greens take-over of inner-Brisbane

Man That’s Kicked A Few Goals In Life And Bought In Nice Area Coming To Terms With The Fact All His Neighbours Are Fuckwits

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter businessman has come to the conclusion this week that he’s living among

Introvert Who Just Adopted An Adorable Puppy About To Have Awful Time Walking Through Busy Cafe District

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A poor shy guy from Betoota Heights has had his social anxiety truly tested this week,

Tasmania’s Hung Parliament Meet To Negotiate Who Will Form A Lacklustre Minority Government

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Free Peoples of the South Island have today come together for a historic meeting. The

Nation’s Supermarkets Flooded By Bachelors After Inspired Unemployed Release The ‘Instant Rizz Gummies’

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Supermarkets around the country are today facing shortages not seen since the aftermath of that bloke

Calls For Useless Arts Degrees To Be Banned As Nation Faces Shortfall Of 90 000 Tradies

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The nation’s directionless youths could be forced to do something constructive with their lives under

Tasmanian Liberals To Kill Two Birds With One Stone. Turning New Stadium Into Emergency Housing

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT On the eve of the Tasmanian Election, the current state government have dealt the opposition a

DeRUCCI’s Revolutionary New Mattress Just The Bed-Sized Version Of A Yellowing Boyfriend Pillow

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Once known simply as a ‘mattress company’ – the DeRUCCI Group now describes themselves as ‘sleep technology

Dutton Asks To Be Added To Epstein Flight Logs To Improve His Public Image

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The media team of opposition leader Peter Dutton have put their heads together and had a

Why Not? If Elected Greens Promise Free Money

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Although a federal election is still a year and a half away, the Greens Party of

“We Have No Help, No Bank Of Mum & Dad” Say Disadvantaged Millennial Couple Forced To Live At Parent’s Home While Saving For Deposit

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove married couple have distanced themselves from the fiscal areola friends and colleagues assume

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