"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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Bloke With Zero Fashion Sense Accidentally Impresses The Y2K People With His Velcro Wallet
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local man Brian Phelps (37), known for his comfort over style fashion sense, has unwittingly become
Veteran School Teacher Left Speechless After Being Told He Has L Rizz
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a bizarre turn of events that has left the entire teaching staff scratching their heads,
Online Journalist Eyes Scoop Of The Day After Seeing Kanye’s Australian Wife Just Uploaded A ‘Revealing’ Photo Only Seconds Ago
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young journalist with big ambitions has today proven she might just have what it takes.
Greek Mate Gets A Pedicure Without His Girlfriend There
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Flights Path District man has this week caused some consternation amongst his wider friendship
Dutton Compares Pro-Palestine Protests To Port Arthur Massacre In Most Recent Example Of Him Just Not Being That Good At This Whole Leadership Thing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has today provided the nation with one of the strangest takes of
If Off Ya Tree Outlets Keep Closing Down, Where Will Our Teenagers Buy Their Cocktail Shakers And Water Pourers?
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some sad news for emos and delinquents everywhere, it can be revealed that alternative retail
Barnaby Attends Women’s World Sand Greens Championship At Royal Walcha Thinking It’s The US Masters
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Member for New England Barnaby Joyce has found himself walking the hallowed grounds of Royal
ASIO Randomly Phones Man Out Of The Blue To Say Don’t Go Hiking In The Grampians With His New Mates From The Boxing Gym This Weekend
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota man doing aid work in Melbourne has been contacted randomly by an ASIO intelligence
Man Would Rather Inject Himself With Bootleg Ozempic Than Make Any Adjusts To His Diet And Exercise
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man who’s motivated to change his ways but not disciplined enough to
Light Strumming Of Acoustic Guitar At Coastal Restaurant Gives Millionaire Neighbours Some Purpose In Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opening a restaurant in this economy can be a daunting process. The cost of supplies, expertise
WTF! Surgeon At Private Hospital Recommends Non-Surgical Option
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A surgeon at the prestigious Betoota Grove Private Hospital is today making headlines around town. Gordon
Man Complaining About Women-Only Spaces Should Be Asking Why He Can’t Join His Local Elite Male-Only Club
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local man has been denied membership to The Betoota Club, prompting him to complain about