"Oh, You Wouldn't Like This" Says Sultured Chinotto Guy
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A sophisticated man of class, taste and culture reckons "you wouldn't really like&
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Albo Backflips On Reducing Fossil Fuels Because WA Voters Don’t Give A Fuck About HECS Reductions
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Albanese announcement that Australia will be rapidly expanding gas extraction has caused great upset
Local Dentist Likes To Wait Until His Fingers Are In Your Mouth Before Striking Up Polite Conversation
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights dentist has revealed today that he often likes waiting until patients are seated
Rockhampton Hospital Inundated With Drunk Farmers Who Just Realised E-Scooters Are More Dangerous Than Horses
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Central Queensland’s health system is this week buckling under the strain of a new phenomenon.
Public School Kid Glad Nation’s Media Is So Obsessed With Little Private School Kunce And Not How Governments Are Failing Public Education
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A student at Green Road State School in Betoota Heights has spoken to The Advocate today
Dutton Says Macklemore Can Perform A Pro-Palestine Song But Must Provide Balance With A Pro-Israel Song Too
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Opposition Leader has today piped up with another interesting take on a topical
Man Drinking Full-Strength Coke Not Even Hungover Or In Some Other Internal Turmoil
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Alan Johnson was seen drinking a full-strength Coca-Cola at the park yesterday afternoon, despite
Beef Week First-Timer Cops Life Ban From The Criterion After Ordering Surf And Turf, Hold The Turf
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An agribusiness nerd who has spent the week annoying Queensland cattlemen in Rockhampton with his creepy
Gilet Owner Forced To Weigh Up Comfort Of Practical Item Of Clothing With Looking Like A Fuckwit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local city man is today contemplating a big issue ahead of the cold season. With
Backpacker Who Landed Directly In Cairns Has A Rather Warped View Of Australian Nightlife Thanks To Gilligans
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A southern European backpacker who made the right decision to fly directly to Cairns via Singapore
Solar Panel Installer Can Fucken Yarn
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Anyone out there who is in desperate need of a week’s worth of small talk
Report: Everything Used To Be So Much Gayer
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Companies are being urged to please release us from this hellish monochromatic landscape, as everything from
Garmin Bros Spend Evening At The Pub Discussing Heart Rates, Pulse Ox And Sleep Scores
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A group of young men are today basking the in the glow of a glorious night