Government Calls Cross Bench A Bunch Of Pussies For Not Signing Up To Punters Club
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal government has today lashed out at all the 'soft cocks' in their
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Much Needed Relief As Trucks Of DVDs Head Bush To Help Agricultural Sector In The Midst Crippling Porn Drought
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In what has been described as the 2026 version of the famous Burrumbuttock Hay Runners, a
Classmate's Uncle's Fading Stash Of Skin Mags Surpasses Gold As Australia's Most Valuable Commodity
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The long lost second-hand market for blue magazines has been resurrected in Australia overnight. This
One Nation's Chances In Adelaide’s West Eviscerated After Local Greek Labels Them Malakas On Live TV
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pauline Hanson's One Nation are currently experiencing potentially disastrous speed wobbles in South Australia,
YouTube Searches For Early 2000s Techno Anthem Video Clips Surge By 5000% Overnight
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As the age old saying goes, one giant tech platform's loss is another giant
Spike In Enrolments For Community Sport As Pornsick Gen-Z Men Emerge From Their Wank Dens
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian men are now free from the shackles of easily accessible hardcore online pornography, as the
Nation's Blokes Urged To Check In On 'That Mate' After Pornhub Ban Comes Into Effect
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Men around the country have today been urged to reach out and check in on their
Sydney Racist Suddenly Questioning His Whole Worldview After Being Confronted By One Of These
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A racist man has been stopped in his tracks and forced to turn back while deeply
Annoying Tiktok Street Interviewer Meets His Match With Even More Annoying Local Charity Pest
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local aspiring social media star Sasha Preston (28), who has dipped his toes into several genres
Supermarket Bosses Thrilled By Opportunity To Begin Charging $13 For A Packet Of Salt And Vinegar
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Executives at our nation's two big supermarkets are rubbing their greasy palms together this
Guns N Roses Announce Tour Down Under For People With Too Much Money And No Fucken Ears
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Ageing rock outfit Guns N’ Roses have confirmed they will return to Australia later
Sandgroper Chuckles As Simple East Coaster Mangles Pronunciation Of Yallingup
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Perth native has let out a condescending chortle this afternoon as a colleague
Dubai Crypto Bro Rushes Home To Peacetime Nation He Spent 5 Years Running Down As A Woke Shit Hole
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Dubai crypto bro - who has spent the last few years dragging his home nation