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The greater human race has this week been told to chill the fuck out.
As the leaders from all corners take to various stages in New York, a large number of issues have been discussed.
One of the most prominent issues has been discussion around whether we should allow billionaires to build super computers and programs that don't have a kill switch, and whether we should maybe put a couple of checks and balances on the industry as a whole.
While plenty of middle powers who aren't at the forefront of the AI race begging the big dogs to please regulate the industry, said big dogs have told us there's nothing to worry about.
US President Donald Trump has dismissed any concerns about an unregulated Artificial Intelligence industry run by a gaggle of psychopathic billionaires who treat this shit as a game - as a 'conspiracy.'
Chinese President Xi Jinping has also dismissed concerns for a slow down, but hinted that control should remain in 'human hands' - the opposite of which seems rather baffling to even consider.
On top of that, the bosses of those individual companies winning said race have of course assured everyone that there's nothing to see here.
Because a gaggle of powerful people have never ever needed regulation and nothing could ever go wrong by leaving them to their own devices...
More to come.