Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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America Treated To 90 Minutes Of Passive Aggressive Marriage Counselling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact The US presidential debate between Kamala Harris and Donald Trump kicked off at 9pm ET, resulting
Labor’s Base Shrinking Now That Rural Australia No Longer Held Hostage By Communist Shearers Who Can Fight Like Fuck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Labor Party’s base is shrinking by the day, now that Australia’s regions are
Triple M To Play Non Stop Fooeys For Next 36 Hours In Tribute To Dave Grohl’s Mid Life Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s home of non stop footy and rock and roll have today rolled out
Readers Of The Advocate Aged Under-16 Begin Subscribing To Print Edition In Anticipation Of Social Media Ban
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Thousands of teenagers across Australia have reportedly begun subscribing to the print edition of
Liberals Base Shrinking As Christian White Supremacism Fails To Win Over Multicultural Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Liberal Party is staring down the barrel of a possible extinction, as Australian voters realise
Constant Bombardment Of Gambling Ads For Kids Under 14 Totally Fine Though Confirms Government
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today come out to defend its signature new social media policy. While
Albo Asks Scientists To Find A Way To Implant An Uso Into Everyone’s iPhone To Start Checking IDs
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Prime Minister has today finally decided to act on the growing community concerns about
Sydney Mayor Clover Moore Surrounds Voting Booths With Bike Lanes In Attempt To Prevent Ousting
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In an unprecedented move, the eternal glorious leader of Sydney, Clover Moore AO, has today revealed
Teenagers Criticise Albo’s Social Media Ban: “What The Sigma?! Skibidi Rizz Gyatt Sussy Baka”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s teenagers are absolutely not hitting the griddy today, after learning of some shocking
Investigation Finds Proposed Brisbane Metro Is Just A Really Long Bus
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A week-long investigation by The Advocate’s ‘Floodlight‘ team has found that the
Royal Commission Finds Sending People To War And Then Pretending They Don’t Exist Not Good For Mental Health
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been calls for major change within the Australian Defence Force, as well as the
“I Over-Leveraged Myself When Interest Rates Were Near Zero. Now The RBA Is Forcing Me To Sell My House”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Chris Dunlop explained to The Advocate that the Reserve Bank of Australia