Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Government Tries To Coax Employees Back Into The Workplace With New Ashley Madison Inspired Campaign
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As various state governments admit to having some trouble encouraging employees to come back to the
Man Spends Day In Alternate Universe Where Labor Are Calling Coalition Crazy For Wanting To Force Private Company To Sell One Of Their Assets
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A young man from Betoota Plains has today found himself wandering through what feels like another
Courier Mail Reporter Ordered To Ditch The Actual Journalism And Find Some YOUTH CRIME To Exaggerate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Queenslanders won’t even be able to find a news story about the controversial NRL bunker
“We Don’t Go There Anymore” Says Mum Before Filling You In On The Latest Hometown Gossip
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local mother has paused to reflect on the many wrongs a local bakery
“Ah, Yeah. Makes Sense, I Guess” Queenslander Says To Himself Noticing Nation’s Most European City Has European Cop Cars
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights man in Melbourne for business this week has noticed the police
The One Issue That Will Define Sydney’s Council Election: Should Youthful Joy Be Banned After 7pm?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The most exciting thing to happen in Sydney since the Rabbitohs won the 2014 NRL Grand
Orange Slice Found To Be The Foot Fetish Of The Biscuit World
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some unsurprising news, it has now been confirmed that liking orange creams is the biscuit
Physio Grateful For Musculoskeletal Lesson From Patient Who’s Watched A Few Videos On Instagram
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local physiotherapist has just had the perfect start to the week this morning, after being
CORRECTION: The Betoota Advocate Would Like To Apologise For Its Recent Coverage Of The AFL – TO ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOBODY
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT SETTING IT STRAIGHT: On the 6th of September at 13:34 pm The Betoota Advocate posted
Local Woman Unconvinced That ‘The Weather’ Is A Good Excuse For Boyfriend To Go To Pub
INGRID DOULTON | Lady Writer | Contact French Quarter woman Grace Willoughby remains skeptical that the sudden spike in temperature is reason
Inner-City Tigers Fan Learns The Train Taking Him To Spoon Bowl Is A Bit Different To The Metro
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tonight’s clash between the NRL’s two lowest ranked clubs – the Parramatta Eels and the
Melbourne Private School Boys League Lives Up To Name By Putting Shittest Final In Blockbuster Friday Night Spot
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some extremely predictable news from the land of the Sherrin, the Melbourne Private School Boys