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China and Eastern Europeans Excel In Regimented, Non-Commercial, Communist Sports

MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In a news that has surprised absolutely no one, athletes from China and Eastern Europe are

International Students Rejoice As Native English Speaker Agrees To Do Entire Group Assignment For Cash

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In a landmark deal that’s set to redefine group assignments at the prestigious South Betoota

Maddi Levi Set To Be Registered As Late Entrant For 100 Metre Sprint After 7s Wraps Up

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head honchos at Athletics Australia have today dropped a bombshell ahead of the second week

Dutton To Visit Israel To Better Understand Why Those Jokes His Nationals MPs Make About Jews After A Few Bottles Of Koonunga Hill Are Not Okay

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition leader Peter Dutton is on his way to Israel, where he will meet with senior

Tony Burke’s First Press Conference As Immigration Minister Spent Explaining That He Isn’t Andrew Gaze And Didn’t Catch The Boomers Game Against Spain

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The new man taking up the Home Affairs hot seat has today endured a frosty reception,

Local Socialist Is Ideologically Against Empty Holiday Homes But Not Her Mate’s Family Beach House

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a surprising twist in the ongoing debate about empty homes, Betoota Heights resident Brea Heinemann,

QLD Labor Dominates Polls After Premier Employs Wally Lewis To Just Follow Him Around On The Job

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Premier Steven Miles is pulling out the big guns this week in an effort to turn

Tubby Taylor Confirms The Chinese Diver’s Have ABSOLUTELY NAILED That Reverse 4 1⁄2 Somersault In Pike Position

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of Australia’s greatest cricketers has this weekend continued providing the nation with highlight worthy

Charles Croucher Joins The Betoota Advocate Podcast To Explain What The F*CK Is Going On In AMERICA?!

Woolloongabba Anti-Olympics Protestor Takes Back Everything She Said As The Golds Start Rolling In

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After months of making life hell for the Brisbane 2032 Olympics Planning committee, inner-Brisbane resident Jen

Bondi’s Beach Road Hotel Braces For Exhausting Thursday Night As Bryan Fletcher Concludes Dry July

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australian NRL pundit Bryan Fletcher has never looked better, that’s according to his colleagues at

It Gets Worse: Peter Dutton Says CFMEU Also Has Links To The River Boys

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Peter Dutton has criticised the embattled Construction, Forestry and Maritime Employees Union (CFMEU) as he ramps