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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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Sydney Residents Urged To Resist Snorting Mystery Substance Washed Up On Beach
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Residents of the southern hemisphere’s largest open air sewer are being asked by
Pizza Rounda Lobbyists Donate Heavily To LNP As QLD Premier Unveils Healthy School Lunches Plan
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The momentum that Premier Miles was gaining in the final weeks of the 2024 Queensland Election
Cat That Ignored Worried Calls For 6 Hours Suddenly Alive And Well After Hearing Biscuits Rattling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds moggy has finally come out from their hiding place this morning, having spent
Lehrmann’s Threat To Start An OnlyFans Proves Public Servants Will Do Anything But Get A White Card
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Out-of-work chungus Bruce Lehrmann has been living off a different variety of
Rich Losers Who Buy Homes Near Famous NSW Live Music Precincts To Be Given A Teaspoon Of Cement
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In new rules that are possibly 20 years too late, the NSW Government will now tell
Of Course The Annoying Guy At New Job Is A Whovian
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Local woman Amy Matthews (24) recently started a new office job and is not surprised at
PM’s Optics Department Throws Phone Out Window After Albo Buys $4.3 Million Luxury Beach House
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The head of the Prime Minister’s Optics Department has today taken the day off. Speaking
Crisafulli Looking Like A Flakey Dad As Labor Promise To Feed All The Kids The LNP Force Women To Have
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Pre-polling has officially opened for the 2024 Queensland Election, and the state’s entire political
QLD Premier Comes Up With OUTLANDISH Plan To Stop Troubled Kids From Stealing Things: Feeding Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With his back against the wall and staring down a coordinated media campaign to end his
Jeff Kennett Hoping Liberals Can Win Back Teal Voters By Addressing Their Rude Little Bitch Problem
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Former Victorian premier and Liberal Party heavyweight, Jeff Kennett says he wants his party focused on
“Just Popping Into The Shops” Says Boyfriend Hoisting Case Of Beer Onto Shoulder At Uncle Dans
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today won the weekend, barely minutes after it kicked off. With another
Self-Respecting Young Man Sits On Hotel Bed To Put Shoes On Because He Ain’t No Goddamn Cuck!
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Staying in Betoota’s finest roadside accommodation, 27-year-old Chad Reynolds made one