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Local Man Wonders Why He’s Never Seen His Old Boy Without A Beard

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights computer enjoyer Liam Carter has found himself pondering one of his life’

After Ten Years Of Staring At Spreadsheets, Local Office Worker Is Now A DJ On The Side

A local millennial man has this weekend shared some videos of himself spinning some DJ decks, as part of his

Australian PM And King Charles Bond Over The Fact That They Both Grew Up In Public Housing

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Aside from the odd heckle from Aboriginal senators in Parliament House, it can be confirmed that

6 Scary Halloween Costume Ideas For Queensland Women Who Value Reproductive Healthcare

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Calling all Queensland women! Have you left your Halloween costume until the last minute again? Don’

Australia’s Freedom Of Speech Advocates Suddenly Go Missing When It Comes To A Loud Black Sheilah

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The Warriors of Free Speech have taken a notable u-turn today, after an incident in

“Wait… What? Mummy Never Mentioned Any Of This!” – King Charles Stunned By Thorpe’s Revelations

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian media outrage machine is in overdrive today, after an Aboriginal woman dared to say

Filmmaker Jaydon Martin Joins The Betoota Advocate To Discuss His New Film, Bundy And Aussie Cinema

Bloke On Barbie At Tuggeranong Bunnings Caught Salivating Over Stray 10 Pack Of Juicy English Sausos

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The president of a local Canberra sporting organisation has received a bit of a talking to

Man Ponders The Eternal Question Of Whether That Noise Was The Baby Or Just A Crow

ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights father is facing one of the great existential dilemmas of modern

Local Woman Makes Sure To Ask Equally Unhinged Friend If They Thinks She’s Overreacting

EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman not in the mood for harsh self reflection has sought reassurance from her equally

“Youth Crime Is Out Of Control” Says Gen-X Liberal Voter Who Spent Every Weekend Of 1999 Completely Gacked On Carl Williams Pingers

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 50-year-old man who may just have been amongst the last cohort of Australians

Coastie Albo Gets Copacabana Postcode Tatted Across His Ribs In Old English At Alligator Ink

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Australian Prime Minister’s Central Coastification is happening at warp speed, after it was confirmed