Word Of The Week: Apricity (The Beautiful Warmth Of The Winter Sun)
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With Naplan scores dropping and literacy seemingly slipping away in an age of autocorrect, The Betoota
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LNP’s Costings Revealed: “We Will Privatise Prisons Full Of 10-Year-Olds Born To Teenage Mothers Who Are Banned From Getting Abortions”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A junior Murdoch journalist is putting their belongings into a cardboard box today, after making the
Dad Needs A Lift To Cold Chisel Because He’s Not Gonna Be In Any Fucken State To Drive Himself
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local dad has this week begun preparations for when the Cold Chisel 50-year anniversary
Rafael Nadal Finally Has Enough Of The Relentless 20-Year Wedgie And Announces Retirement
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a sad but understandable story, the King of Clay has announced his retirement today. Rafael
Adelaide Residents Encouraged To Get Out And Support The Maletildas Tonight In Name Of Equality
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Those who make up the population of our closest capital city have today been urged to
QLD Opposition To Somehow Stop Youth Crime While Also Banning Abortions For Unplanned Pregnancies
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT What looked like a dream Bradbury run to election victory for the Queensland LNP has blown
Woman Who’s Unlucky In Love Should Probably Stop Going For Blokes Who Look Like This
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A woman who reckons she’s been ‘cursed’ when it comes to dating has been told
Bloke Who’s Somehow Able To Walk Past This Every Morning Has Lawn Down To The Perfect Millimetre
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local bloke stands accused of having some warped priorities day, as it’s discovered he
8 Things That Once Defined Middle Class Australia But Now Symbolise Generational Wealth
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT With the manipulated Australian property market out of reach for anyone trying to pull themselves up
Man Welcomed Home By Extremely Graphic Surgical Procedure In Girlfriend’s Medical Drama
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local white collar man from Betoota Heights has this week returned home from work to
“Yeah Flat Out” Says Part Time Byron Tradie Who Does Nothing But Make Love To Brazilians And Surf
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A 30-year-old man who lives in a mountainside shack in the Byron Bay Hinterland,
Mary Fowler’s Boyfriend Gets Some Time Off Work To Join Her In The UK For A Bit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the nation’s most recognisable sporting stars has received a welcome boost off the
Antidepressant Brands Almost Indistinguishable From Dungeons And Dragons Characters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some lighter news, a local woman has discovered the easiest way to name her Dungeons