30-Something-Man Painstakingly Ponders Whether To Make Pickleball Or Padel His Hobby For The Year
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local hobby a year kind of guy has today found himself at a crossroads. Brad
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“On God” Says Godless Little Fuck
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Gen-Z man that has clearly strayed from God’s light has today called upon the
Raiders Destroy The Chooks Season Just For The Fuck Of It
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Canberra Raiders have done possibly the most Canberra Raiders thing ever this weekend. With some
“Haha Yewww” Says Aussie Psychologist As Patient Describes His Recent Bender
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota man’s reluctant decision to visit a therapist has today been rewarded with high
Father’s Day Brownie Points Obliterated As Degenerate Reserve Grader Heads To Mad Mondy In A Tutu
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A plumber from Betoota Heights has taken a metaphorical cheque to the bank today. Bradley Fester
LNP To Unveil Own Shitty Olympics Plan If They Can Get Elected By Rubbishing Every Other Proposal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Labor government are still pulling teeth over this weird decision pandemic-era decision to host
Liberals Actually Kind Of Worried About Albanese Sliding In The Polls And Dutton Not Moving Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese’s approval rating as the preferred prime minister has plunged once again
Arrival Of Warmer Weather Brings With It Those Yucky Wake Up Sweaty Hangovers
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Drinkers around the nation have this week let out a prolonged and deep sigh, after coming
Report: God Damn That Is Delicious
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the Railway Hotel in Betoota Plains, a cold beer is going
ABS Will Check For Invisible Ink Responses On Sexuality Census Question For Those Who Can’t Host
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact In an unprecedented move, the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) has announced a new, innovative method
Brisbane’s Treasury Casino Officially Closes, Taking All The Ghosts of Daquiri-Charged Debauchery With It
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In a move that marks the end of an era, the iconic Treasury Casino in Brisbane
Local Woo Girl Puzzled By Boyfriend Just Having A Single Beer To Wash Down His Meal
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woo girl has this week found herself feeling genuinely perplexed by her boyfriend’s
Government And Media Now Shitting Themselves As The Tree-Huggers Start Hugging Workers And Renters
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Queensland Greens are making headlines right across the country today, as startled columnists begin using