Yep .....................................................
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Yep, go on. If you can and are able, enjoy one, two or however fucking many
The Nation
15150 articles
(Page 168)
Healthy Harold To Be Replaced By One Of Those Reformed Crooks You See On Tiktok
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT In shocking news, the federal government announced today that the beloved Healthy Harold program, a health
Brissy Teenager Celebrates Getting His Red Ps By Going On A 3 Hour Drive To Nowhere In Particular
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Brisbane teenager, who doesn’t have much experience on the great open roads apart from
Homebuyer Realises This Suburb Is Out Of Reach After Spotting A Street Library
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A man hoping to get his foot into the housing market is devastated to discover that
Elon Musk Also Offering A Million Bucks Per Day To Anyone Who’ll Be Friends With Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Everyone’s favourite precious jewel heir has today hit the news with an exciting new campaign!
Workers Recalled To Office Arrive With Refreshed And Renewed Loathing For Their Bullshit Job
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Advocate’s sales and human resources department have been recalled to our Daroo Street offices
LeBron And Bronny The First Father Son Combo Since 2022 Penrith Panthers And Parramatta Eels
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The sporting world is marvelling at an incredible feat that took place in the NBA today.
Liberals Housing Policy Just A $5bn Wire Transfer To Meriton
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The Liberal Party have announced their long-awaited housing policy today in Canberra. While the details of
Boss Tracking Worker’s Every Move Told To Come Look At Why Bloke Was On Toilet For 10 Minutes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local working class man has today told The Man to come with him on a
7 Ways That Aboriginal People Can Highlight Injustice Without ‘Going The Wrong Way About It’
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you haven’t been watching the news, Federal Senator Lidia Thorpe is facing backlash
Broke TV Network Loses Bid To Force Broke Rapist To Pony Up Security For The Next Lawyer’s Picnic
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Network Ten has lost their bid to force unpopular law student Bruce Lehrmann to put up
King Charles Lobsters Himself On Last Day In Australia After Falling Asleep On Coogee Beach
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The man who operates under the technical title of Australia’s Sovereign is today wincing his
Local Man Wonders Why He’s Never Seen His Old Boy Without A Beard
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Betoota Heights computer enjoyer Liam Carter has found himself pondering one of his life’s great