Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Liberals Exhale In Relief As Their Dear Friend Warren Mundine Fails To Win Candidacy For 2025 Election
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The cracks are starting to show in the Liberal branches around NSW, as the conservative members
Dutton: Let’s Get Australia Back To When We Had 3 PMs In 5 Years And One Bloke With 5 Ministries
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Opposition leader Peter Dutton has softly campaigned over the weekend, vowing to get Australia back on
Betoota Advocate Refers To ‘Lambo Guy’ As ‘Big Dick McLaren Guy’ For 500 Hawk Tuah Coins
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Betoota Advocate newsroom is today feasting on a veritable array of Pizza Hut frisbees, after
Backlash From Serbian Tennis Fans Forces Nine To Replace Tony Jones With Karl Стефановић
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact The Australian Open’s exclusive broadcast partner, Channel Nine, will today be rolling out the most
American Experiences A Short-Lived Return Of Mysterious Tumblr Girls Following Tiktok Ban
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Experts say the brief ban on the American operations of social media platform Tiktok has brought
Gina Rinehart Saves The Day Again And Buys TikTok
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s most self-made inheritor, Gina Rinehart, has stunned the tech world by acquiring TikTok. The
Husband Who Can’t Mind The Kids And Clean Kitchen At Same Time Somehow Manages 8 Different Betting Apps And 4 Fantasy Teams
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Betoota Heights man has today been on the receiving end of some constructive feedback. Andrew
Report: The World Would Be A Better Place If Everyone Got Into Lord Of The Rings Again
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the world seems to grow increasingly divided as billionaire oligarchs amp up their efforts to
New Class Of Obesity Identified As World Health Updates BMI Metrics. Swipe Left To See New Category
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT
Spreadsheet Wrangling Finance Bro Furious Train Drivers Might Get Paid Half As Much As Him One Day
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney man has today given The Betoota Advocate his verdict on the industrial action currently
“Haha Sorry He Gets So Excited” Says Owner Of Poorly Trained Dog Jumping All Over Random People
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local inner city yuppie has today drawn the ire of some of his fellow citizens,
Mark Zuckerberg Acting Exactly Like Cady Heron When She Got A Hot Makeover In Mean Girls
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In yet another example of life imitating art, tech billionaire Mark Zuckerberg has fully completed his