Shirvo Shifts Nervously On Sunrise Couch As Story Of Penis Doping At Winter Olympics Emerges
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Sunrise Star Matt 'Shirvo' Shirvington has this week found himself awkwardly fumbling his way
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Ozempic Rumours Swirl Around Polo Bear After Debuting New Snatched Look
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT The famous Polo Bear has this week set tongues wagging around the world. Known as
Temu Trump’s Colleagues Growing Increasingly Frustrated By These New ‘Right-To-Disconnect’ Laws
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Rumours of a Liberal Party leadership spill are swirling again, as the Federal Opposition begin leaking
Malcolm Turnbull Accuses The ABC Of Being Pusillanimous On His Ambulatory And Obloquy Disagreement With That Egocentric Megalomanic Donald Trump And His Conga Line Of Sycophants Who Are Canoodling The President’s Lack Of Incertitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The former Prime Minister of Australia has hit back at the current US president today – in
Nuclear Power Bro Has No Fucken Idea If Proposed Tarong Plant Could Withstand A Category 2 Cyclone
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For years, Noosa-based ‘centrist voter’ Dean McCafferty has begged people to educate themselves on the truth
Australian Radio And TV Presenters Nod Along And Pretend To Understand A Word KNEECAP Is Saying
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT Irish hip-hop trio Kneecap is facing quite the language barrier while on tour in Australia. The
Dutton Breaks His Silence: “Time Doesn’t Mean Anything When You Have Water Lapping At Your Door”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a full week of radio silence, Opposition Leader Peter Dutton has finally made a public
Daily Tele Slams Disgusting Bulldogs’ Supporter For Inciting Dragons’ Fan To Throw Pie At Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Rugby League’s paper of merit has today continued its fearless reporting on some of the
Dad Breaks World Record for Most Consecutive Listens of Bruce Springsteen’s ‘Secret Garden’ After Getting Noise-Cancelling Headphones for Christmas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local father has reportedly broken a world record for most consecutive listens of Bruce Springsteen’
John Deere Launches Dedicated Kids Network To Teach Them The Evils Of Case IH From Early Age
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Agricultural giant John Deere has announced the launch of a dedicated children’s media network aimed
AFL Opening Round Only Slightly Less Confusing Than Hook Turns
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Victorian Football League is today yet to comment on the incredibly weird event that was
8 Types Of One Nation Candidates Currently Fighting To Win Australia’s Semi-Rural Electorates
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2025 Federal Election is around the corner, and Pauline Hanson’s One Nation are once
You’ve Gone A Bit Quiet Mate?
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT For the first time since taking leadership of the Liberal Party, Peter Dutton has gone several