Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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2pm Bacon And Egg Roll Just What Was Needed To Go Back To Sleep
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Local call-centre worker Trish Barton (29) shook off the dust from last night’s binge
Organiser Of High School Reunion Found To Be Masochistic Psychopath
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Future attendees of Betoota High class of ‘98 reunion have been dealt a hard hand this
A Current Affair Rides Out Slow News Week With New Story About Asians Buying Baby Formula
LOUIS BURKE | Cultural Gaffes | CONTACT After managing a weeks worth of programming on the back of neighbours from hell, dodgy
Man In Adjacent Toilet Cubicle Needs An Epidural
Grunting like a weightlifter chasing an Olympic record, the man in the adjacent toilet cubicle sounds like he would benefit
Boyfriend Puts On His Little Bitch Voice For Lunch With In-Laws
TRACEY BENDINGER | Boyfriends | CONTACT A generally masculine and confident sounding Betoota man has today shocked his girlfriend by greeting her
Colourblind Man Urged To Explain What Random Object Looks Like
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact Financial advisor Campbell Hislock (34) is furious at himself for telling co-workers about his colourblindness
OPINION: Are Three-Wheeled Scooters Making Our Kids Soft?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Yes,” he said. “If you buy your kid a three-wheeled scooter because they
Little Cousin Assumes Big Cousin Is Gay After Seeing Him Go Into Cubicle With Another Bloke
Standing in the male bathrooms of Betoota’s prestigious Royal Betoota Golf Club, James Beaumont (15), has bared witness to
Ingham’s Truckie Ponders 3rd Zinger Of The Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ingham’s truck driver Martin Gribble (43) is reportedly internally conflicted this morning as he casually
Local Woman Blatantly Crosses Personal Space Boundaries With Boyfriend’s Much Cuddlier Mate
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local woman, Janet Kingston (28) would never so much as look at another man, that’s
Property Owners Put End To Son’s Fortnite Addiction After Learning It’s Killing The NBN
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Tyler!” he screamed up the stairs. “Tyler! You better not be playing that fucking
Report: Jakey Is On The Tune (So Leave Him Alone You Dog)
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by Jakey’s greater social circle has found that he might be on