Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Lucky Ethnic Friend Always Has His Mother Country In Case Socceroos Come Home Next Week
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Soccer fan George La Polosovicski (32) is “beyond pumped” to see the Socceroos perform in the
Bloke Named Clint Probably Gonna Spend The Weekend Up The Sunny Coast Aye
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bloke called Clint has confirmed to colleagues today that he is going to be
Tasmania Shakes Off Tired Inbred Jokes With Trendy Satanism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After centuries of being giggled at for their shallow gene pool, Tasmania, with the help of
Man Begs For The Sweet Release Of Death After Mistaking Intermission For The End Of Amateur Theatre Production
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact With just a minced California roll and two glasses of pinot noir sloshing around
Rainbow Lorikeets Due For A Comeback
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s favourite native parrot from in the mid-1990s is due for comeback, it has
Report: Your Little Cousin’s Been Working On His Arms
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In case you didn’t notice the unnecessary chesty singlet he’s wearing in the middle
Bauer Media Almost Experiences Repercussions For Making Up Shit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Actress Rebel Wilson’s record defamation payout from magazine publisher Bauer Media has been slashed from
Gold Coast Experiencing Shortage In Pink Stretch Hummers As School Formal Season Begins
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As Queensland high schools begin celebrating their year 12 formals, the 34 different bright pink stretch
Boring Middle-Class Murderer Neither Protected Or Framed During Investigation
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota-based murderer who made a few headlines before he got caught will spend
Cafe Patrons Not Sure If The Old Greek Blokes Berating Each Other Outside Are Mates Or Not
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Several old papous sitting out front of a greasy spoon cafe in Betoota’s Flight Path
Cotton Farmer’s Son ‘Livid’ After Dad Buys Him The Wrong Mercedes Benz Ute
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular Hebel-area farmer’s son has lashed out at his father this
Adelaide’s Problem With Kids Throwing Rocks From Overpasses A Very Adelaide Problem
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT While the 1.3 million people that live in Adelaide claim that their city is no