Six Missed Calls From Random Number Suggests Last Weekend’s Shithole Still Available
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local man is straight batting an over of phone calls this morning as
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Bunnings Finally Concedes To Local Teenagers And Begins Selling Hose Pipe By The Centimetre
Louis Burke | Culture | Contact In a bold move to make sure independent hardware stores are gone forever, Bunnings Warehouse have
CSIRO Declares 808s & Heartbreaks Is – And Always Will Be The Superior Kanye West Album
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Australia’s peak scientific body has released their findings into the ongoing debate about
Younger Brother Far Too Low In The Food Chain To Call Shotgun
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Little brother, Augie, has today ambitiously thrown his hat in the ring during a dash for
“I Don’t Get Cold” Says Lying Coat-Less Hero
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact As snow falls across Betoota this week, one brave man has told friends and
Newly Employed Uni Grad Terrified She Might Have Slut-Dropped At First Ever Office Christmas
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture| CONTACT Ava-Rose Sprawley worked damn hard at constructing a professional persona at her first real job.
Hobart Mayor Says He’s Worried About People Visiting His City And Spending Heaps Of Cash
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Hobart’s Lord Mayor has declared he wants to “put the brakes” on a prominent tourism
Kebab Shop Employee Could Fuck You Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A recent report by the nation’s drunk idiots has found that the men employed in
Di Natale Calls For Royal Commission Into Why The Fuck We Didn’t Put Cahill On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Senator Richard Di Natale has today joined thousands of supposed soccer experts around the country in
Church Attendance Skyrockets In Regional Centres As Drought’s Grip Tightens
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “I’ve even been over to the mosque and prayed for rain there as
3rd Page Of Google Search Provides Twenty Other Ways To Watch World Cup Without Optus
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians that, for some reason or other, don’t have access to free-to-air television,
BORING: Footy Fan Confused As To How A 1-All-Draw Could Ever Be Considered A Good Game
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “There wasn’t even a result, bruz,” he said, handed extended out toward the
Nation Stays Up Late For Crucial Socceroos Clash Against One Of Those Blonde Countries
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s quadriennial sporting heroes, the Socceroos, are getting off buses now at the stadium now