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PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
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Queensland Dad Glued To New Wayne Bennett Documentary Like He’s Watching A Denzel Movie
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Queensland dad, who isn’t really that into footy, has spent the last 12 hours
NRL 360 Launch Into 2023 By Unveiling New Coaching Guillotine To Feature Throughout The Season
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT The set builders at FoxSports are being applauded this week for their work in
Dolphins 28-18 Win Over Roosters Sees Wayne Bennett Shatter Previous Record Of 3 Post-Match Winks
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The NRL’s newest expansion side, The Dolphins have silenced all of their smart arse critics
Little Brother Bombs Out Of Race After Being Given The Shit Controller
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some sad news for Aussie F1 fans, McLaren driver Oscar Piastri has today been unable
Questions Raised About The Roosters Place In The NRL After Embarrassing Rd 1 Loss
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Bosses at the National Rugby League are today contemplating the state of their league, after an
“Nobody Will Notice, Bro” – Chris Offers To Secretly Swap Roles If Brad Can’t Get Bombers A Win
JASON BARRY | Victorian Leg Tennis | Contact Rumour has it that Geelong’s dual-premiership winning coach Chris Scott has offered to
Dad Now Has Seven Solid Months Of Conversation Topics With Deadshit Neighbours Sorted
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Betoota dad Damo Stoker (54) is absolutely cheering today as he now officially has seven solid
Former Greats Reckon Even Graham Manou Could Take Five Wickets On This Pitch
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Despite rolling India for just over a hundred runs in the first innings, both Mark Waugh
Katter Wishes All The Best To The North Queensland Cowboys Ahead Of Round One, I Mean, If I Was A Betting Man, Which I Am, But Only Two Times A Year, Grand Final Weekend And Melbourne Cup, I’d Put The House On This Mighty Stable Of Navy And Silver Stallio
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Honourable Member For Kennedy, Mr Bob Katter III, has offered his predictions for the 2023 NRL Season (See Headline)
Wests Tigers Praised By Other Clubs For Starting Player’s Strike Ten Years Early
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT With a potential player’s strike still on the cards, fans of other clubs have put
Paul Kent Not Arrested For Behaving Exactly Like Latrell and Wighton In Sydney’s Broad Daylight
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Uh oh! It seems the moral arbiter of professional rugby league may have fallen off the
Bloke Dying For Return Of Contact Sports Spices Up Day With Weird New Chip Flavour
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Dribbler has gone a little rogue in the snacks aisle this evening,