"Fuck It, Guess We're Voting Teal" Says Liberal Party's Last Remaining Female Voters Under 80
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Finally! The limp-wristed Liberal moderates who lost the election for Peter Dutton have been defeated. Federal
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England Confirm They’ve Already Pretty Much Won The 3rd Test As Well
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The English Cricket team and cricketing establishment have re-claimed the Ashes, it can be confirmed today.
Sulking Local English Man Told To Stop Trying To ‘Bazlight’ His Aussie Mates
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT A local Englishman has today been informed that enough is enough. The yellow toothed stinky unwashed
Report: Give It A Rest You Bunch Of Sooks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After an exciting 48 hours in the world of cricket, the English cricketing team have confirmed
“You Cheats Better Look Out At Headingley!” Says Silly Pom That Isn’t Aware That The Offspin Magilla Will Be There
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Some mouth-breathing Pom, who chose to move to Queensland because it’s not a windswept, shithole
NSW Name Their Most NSW Team Ever
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The perennially underachieving state of NSW have today reminded the rest of the nation about how
Stuart Broad Apparently Now A Judge On The Spirit Of Cricket
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the ‘home of cricket’ this morning, it can be confirmed that
St Kilda Playing Group Head Over To Perth For Their Bye Week
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT After one of their best starts to a season in recent memory, the St Kilda football
David Warner Takes A Break From Watching Cardoons On His LG TV To Do Some Crosswords
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Australian batsman David Warner has provided cricket fans with a lovely moment overnight, after being spotted
Walsh Pleads Not Guilty To Tribunal: “I Wasn’t F–cken Swearing At The Ref You Dumb F–ken C–ts”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane Broncos fullback Reece Walsh has entered a not guilty plea ahead of facing the Judiciary
Report: Will England Ever Win An Ashes Test Match Again?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the supposed ‘home of cricket,’ a major question about the future
Duke Ball To Be Replaced For 2nd Test After Lord’s Ground Staff Serve Up Backyard Cricket Pitch
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The 2nd men’s Ashes Test looks set for a significant shake up this week, after
UFC Gym Australia Has Collapsed. Where Will Our Real Estate Agents Choke One Another Now?
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The parent company of the UFC Gym Australian franchisees has collapsed into administration this week amid