Supermarket Security Guard Confirms He Doesn't Get Paid Enough To Secure Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A casually-employed security guard at the Betoota Heights Flemings has today clarified the exact terms of
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Local Dad collapses in solidarity with the Australian cricket team
12 November, 2016. 11:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THOUGH HIS HEART is weaker than his daughter’s boyfriend’s
Trump secures key Juggalo vote
9 November, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BEFORE HEADING OUT TO vote, Dennis Gobbmann cleaned his Glock 23
Cronulla Sharks Condemn Barba For Using Illegal Drugs Without A Club Doctor Present
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Shortly after being indefinitely released from his contract, Cronulla Sharks premiership-winning fullback Benny Barba has today
Usman Khawaja says smashed toilet has nothing do with ‘bullshit’ DRS decision
7 November, 2016. 12:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact CRICKET AUSTRALIA ARE investigating an incident this afternoon after a toilet
Local Dad’s blind enough to put up with Kevin Pietersen commentary now
5 November, 2016. 13:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THERE’S A LOT OF THINGS on Greg Murray’s mind
Nation collectively groans each time Michael Clarke opens his mouth
4 November, 2016. 11:34 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact SEATED NEXT TO HIS mate of twenty years, Gilbert Greene picks
Ken Sutcliffe Reveals ‘Toxic Environment’ Within Channel 9 Commentary Box
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Iconic Channel 9 sports announcer, Ken Sutcliffe has today revealed that his retirement from cricket commentary
Workplace Divorcee Currently Making Absolute Karmichael Hunt Of Himself In The Corporate Tent
COLIN PATERSON | Melbourne | CONTACT Pat McKlint (divorced, 54) has been heard slurring at the top of his voice as he
Man Who Was Never Any Good At Australian Sporting Codes Really Into Baseball Apparently
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Apparently local account director, Zane Shearer, is really into the American baseball competition of MLB. His
Cricketing Great Rob Quiney To Release Tell-All Memoir Detailing Test Career
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact FORMER TEST GREAT Rob Quiney is set to release his own memoir from his time at
Nation Disgusted By Seemingly Talented Man’s Inability To Succeed In Unpopular Sport
22 October, 2015. 16:05 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | Contact A 21-year-old Australian has been kicked off a professional sporting tour,
Michael Clarke lives up to his nickname after dogging teammates on 60 Minutes
17 October, 2016. 13:23 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact THE PUBLISHERS OF MICHAEL CLARKE’S biography have announced their pleasure