Supermarket Security Guard Confirms He Doesn't Get Paid Enough To Secure Anything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A casually-employed security guard at the Betoota Heights Flemings has today clarified the exact terms of
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Origin Players Prepare To Remember What They’ve Talked About, Dig Deep, Back Themselves
The teams for State of Origin Game 2 have been confirmed an hour before kick-off, with no changes for either
Blues Fan Starts Firing Off Emails Notifying Colleagues That He’s Feeling A Bit Crook
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Blues fan and corporate slave Murray Anderson (31) has already begun emailing colleagues to inform them
AFL Audiences Wonder Why Cameron Ling Is Yelling At Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The nation’s AFL fans have today submitted an official inquiry to Channel 7, demanding to
Parramatta Eels Lose Bye Match
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | Contact In what commentators are already calling “Australian sports even-more-darkest day” Nation Rugby League team the Parramatta
Local Greek Drowns Out All The World Cup Hype With Four Hours On The Hose
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Spero Bartzis, a 62-year-old from Brisbane’s West End, has spent the last 3 and half
Princess Mary Says The Real Victory Tonight Is The SBS’s Historic Defeat Of Optus
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sports | Contact Princess Mary Of Denmark has told The Advocate that reporters from both Denmark and here in
Optus Also Forced To Share The Broadcast Rights For Late-Night Erotic Scandinavian Films
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT An embattled Optus have had to concede defeat for a second time today, after they allowed
Man Who Hasn’t Watched Soccer In 4 Years Unimpressed By Tunisian Right Back’s Performance Last Night
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local Betoota man who hasn’t watched a game of soccer in 4 years was
Italian Mate Says The Standard Of Soccer In 2018 World Cup Has Been Pretty Shit So Far
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A prominent Italian-Australian from West Betoota has today declared that he hasn’t really been watching
European Nation Of 70 Million Beat Australia At Our Fourth Most Popular Sport By 1 Point
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australia’s first dance in the 2018 FIFA World Cup has seen us controversially go down
Sandpapergate: Cricket Australia Slams English Cricket Fans For Engaging In Hilarious Banter
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Cricket Australia has lashed out at some English cricket fans who thought it was acceptable to
Mate Who Claims To Be Really Into Soccer Happy To Field Any Questions About World Cup
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The 2018 FIFA World Cup gets underway this week and the nation’s soccer guys are