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Trade Talk: Jarryd Hayne To Announce New Twenty Year Contract With Silverwater

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Notorious code-hopping and nation-hopping Australian athlete Jarryd Hayne has today announced his newest career

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Pro Footy Player Heroically Cuts Bali Trip Short To Join Pre Season Training A Week Early

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT An ‘older’ elite athlete has been heaped with praise today, after deciding to return to pre-

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Usually Apathetic Pop Pipes Up After Hearing Cricketer Has Been Playing Silly Buggers Again

LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After hearing the news on an iPad he for some reason owns, usually apathetic grandpa John

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Usain Bolt Discreetly Leaves Central Coast After A Scrap With Some Bikies At The Sunken Monkey

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of the Central Coast, it can be officially confirmed that the

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Darryl Braithwaite Now Just Living Off Spring Carnival

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT It can be confirmed today that the nostalgic and iconic singer Darryl Braithwaite no longer needs

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Nation That Wanted Cricketers Publicly Hanged Months Ago Now Calls For A Pardon

WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Thanks to some strong words from ex-cricketers and review into the culture of Australian cricket,

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Warner Walks Out Of Brunch After Mother-In-Law Says He Looks Like He’s Been In A Good Paddock

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Banned Australian star David Warner reportedly walked out of a family brunch in Cronulla after his

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Jetstar Offer Special On One-Way Tickets To Siberia For AFL Stars Who Sync iMessages To Laptop

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Following a noticeable flutter of off-season scandals in the Australian Football League, Australian budget airline

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NRL Clubs Worried About Player Code-Hopping After Big Week Of Cocaine And Sex Scandals In AFL

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The CEO of the NRL has fronted the media this afternoon, joined by representatives from all

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NZ Prime Minister Suggests Blindfolding All Blacks Backline In Generous Foreign Aid Initiative

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just when you thought she couldn’t even be any more compassionate and kindhearted than she

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Rising Tennis Star’s Dad Praised For Going Full Season Without Following An Umpire To His Car

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In a feel-good story coming out of Betoota’s Flightpath District today, a local tennis

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Fourth Grade Cricketer Blames Barely Visible Sun For His Three Dropped Catches, Batting

CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A Betoota Dugongs batsman was left ruing the elements this weekend, after a somewhat lacklustre performance