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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Scotty From Marketing Appoints Special Prosecutor To Investigate Alleged War Crimes
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some news from the capital of the country, Australia’s Head of Marketing has announced
Stressed Out Christian Porter Books A Table At Manuka Public Bar To Blow Off Some Steam
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One of Parliament’s most embattled Ministers has called it a day this afternoon. Christian Porter
PM Skips Church Today After Turning Off His Christianity Until Liberal Sex Scandals Die Down
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Prime Minister has today made a bit of a personal compromise, and put aside his
Golf Drivers Correctly Stereotyped As Danger To Society
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just as your aunt always says on Christmas ‘stereotypes are stereotypes for a reason.’ Although unaware,
Hot Mess Gladys Carries Her Heels For 5 Kilometres After Uber App Crashes At Randwick
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The first Tuesday in November is coming to a close for most people around the country,
Newtown Girl Who Labelled Queensland Dumb Rednecks Last Year Now Praising Them For Being Smart
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A Sydney based inner-city post-grad Arts student servant has today heaped praise upon a
Report: Melbourne’s ‘African Gangs’ Must Have Been Behaving Themselves During All This Hey?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT During what surely is the most stressful time for anyone not directly involved in hostile warfare,
Government About To Hit A Trillion In Debt Still Acting Like $52 Million Gas Plan Will Save Us
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Federal Government has today quadrupled down and confirmed that a ‘gas led Covid recovery plan’
ScoMo Brands Chinese Government Looney Inner City Lefties For Putting A Ban On Our Coal
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Chinese Communist Party is today having a good hard look at itself after some stern
PM Unveils New RentSeeker Allowance To Help Struggling Investment Property Owners
DARCY HENDERSSON | Politics | CONTACT In today’s press conference, the Morrison government unveiled its new RentSeeker package, designed to get
Pauline Admits She Has Nothing To Offer Until News Cycle Is Quiet Enough For Pointless Racism
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT One Nation has today revealed that their populist anti-immigration party is struggling to find headlines
Palaszczuk Tags In Stone Cold McGowan During ‘Tables, Ladders, Chairs’ Match Against The PM
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT “There’s human beings in there!” shouted ABC political analyst, Antony Green. “Ma God” “Ma God”