Planet Earth Struggling To Process An Underdog Story Of This Magnitude
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Prime Minister Refutes Claims That He’s Turning Into A Leftie: “It’s Called Scocialism Haha”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scotty has today fronted the media to shut down all allegations that suggest he
Catholic Church To Push Forward With 2020 Easter Celebrations Because Who’s Gonna Stop Them?
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In an era of same-sex marriage and strides towards gender equality the good lord has
PM Begs Comrade Dutton To Dust Off The Jackboots Now We Actually Have Border Security Crisis
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Speaking from his new island home, Comrade Peter Dutton has today confirmed that he’s refusing
Pauline Hanson Begins Taking Pointers From Joe Exotic’s Election Campaigns
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A new Netflix docu-series titled ‘Tiger King’ has taken the world by storm, with his
Katter Boys Congratulate Palaszczuk For Closing QLD Borders, Even If It Is 119 Years Too Late
“But, but better late than never. I’ll give Anna that” said Bob, to the cheers of his fellow party MPs.
Albo Struts Parliament Lawn In High-Waist Spanx To Highlight Urgent Need To Flatten The Curve
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT There have been distressing scenes reported from the Nation’s Capital today, after a number of
Peter Dutton Begins Entertaining Left-Wing Politics After 4 Days In Mandatory Detention
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Peter Dutton has today revealed to the nation that a leopard can indeed change its spots.
It’s Too Soon To Be Talking About This Thing Confirms Scotty From Marketing About Some Thing
FRANKIE DeGROOT | News | CONTACT In the wake of recent events, Scotty from Marketing has confirmed that it is way too
Liberals Just Glad They Had The Internet Sorted Before Nation Got Told To Go Home For 2 Weeks
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT While the nation continues to panic amidst the coronavirus crisis, the head of marketing has today
Dutton Begs The Australian Government To Respect His Basic Human Rights And Dignity
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some heartbreaking news from the small island of Christmas, Peter Dutton has today called on
Nation Quietly Waiting For Reality Television To Be Also Cancelled Due To The Corona
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sporting events, concerts and school; all being cancelled due to the global outbreak of COVID-19,
Scotty From Marketing Says Only Thing He’s Ever Cared About No Longer A Priority
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news out of Canberra, the nation’s Head of Marketing has confirmed that