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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Sydney Roosters have won the 2026 NRL grand final by one point, in what was
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Mark McGowan Practices Saying “This Election Will Be Tough” In The Mirror With A Straight Face
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mark McGowan has prepared himself for yet another day of public service by practicing
Scotty Hits Out At Media For Making Him, The Victim, Feel Like He Brought This Upon Himself
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The nation’s Head of Marketing has today hit out at Australia’s culture of victim-
Dutton Encourages Aussies To Get Their News From Bubbling Cauldron Like He Does
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In case your old mate from uni who wears a Ramones shirt that matches his dog’
PM Decides Against Firing An AR15 Into Crowded Cronulla Shopping Mall After A Chat With Jenny
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Prime Minister Scott Morrison says he is taking a stand to ensure that people are safe
Clive Palmer, Gina Rinehart Selected At Random To Be Among First To Receive Spicy Cough Jab
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Mining identities Clive Palmer and Gina Rinehart have been selected at random today to
Pete Evans The Most Recent Psychopathic Eastern Suburbs Millionaire To Make A Run At Canberra
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In some worrying news for Australia’s already incinerating democracy – it seems that one of Australia’
Questions About Government Accountability Dismissed As Leftie Bias
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A government member has today done his best to avoid answering questions about his behaviour as
PM Forced To Swallow Pride And Call Turnbull For Tips On How To Deal With The Tighthead Props
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Just after the Prime Minister had finally managed to discipline his electoral neighbour, Craig Kelly, for
Chief Medical Officer Resigns After Some Compelling Arguments From Failed Furniture Salesman
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some breaking news from the nation’s capital today, the Chief Medical Officer (CMO) has
Albo Announces All Labor Frontbench Meetings Will Be Held In Westfield Car Parks From Now On
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Opposition Leader Anthony Albanese last week announced a reshuffle of his frontbench, with key portfolio changes
Young Liberals Face Criticism From Morrison For Dressing So Promiscuously
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Leaders from both the Federal and Victorian Liberal Party are being urged to take further action
Joel Fitzgibbon Demands Labor’s Climate Change Policy Be Solely Based On Keeping Him In A Job
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT As storms begin to brew in regards to Anthony Albanese’s leadership, Joel Fitzgibbon has today