Super El Niño Poses Major Risk To Farmers, Wildlife, Any Politician Who Still Denies Climate Change
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT ENDANGERED SPECIES: As sea surface temperatures in the equatorial central‑eastern Pacific are expected to peak
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New Worker-Friendly Government Suddenly Forgets You Can’t Clean Office Buildings From Home
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT As the nation battles through the devastating third wave of the spicy cough, the government has
Is This Hawaii 2.0? Albanese Enjoys Decadent European Holiday In Ukraine During Sydney Floods
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The new Prime Minister has today proven that he is nothing but ScoMo-in-a-red-
Decline Of Christianity Proves Morrison Government Will Leave A Lasting Legacy Afterall
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT The 2021 census results confirm that No Religion has continued to be Australia’s fastest-moving
NSW Liberals Greatest Political Mind, David Elliott MP, Surprisingly Humiliated By Rail Union
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After enduring generational damage to the Liberal Party brand at the 2022 Federal Election, the party’
Don Albanese Attends A Baptism As Teal Political Staffers Are Assassinated Across The Nation
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has issued a powerful statement to the nation this week. The new
NSW Premier Dismisses “Jobs For Mates” Allegations Saying He Reckons Barilaro Is A Fuckwit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT NSW Premier Dominic Perrottet has finally responded to questions about an interesting job appointment for an
Adam Bandt Discreetly Gets His Pre-Cronulla Southern Cross Tatt Lasered Off
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some news that has both divided Greens followers and given Sky News journalist Paul Murray
Albanese Asks Staff Is This Energy Crisis Is Affecting The WiFi After Struggling To Open Browser Today
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has certainly had a jam packed week, having met on his promises
Report: Zed’s Dead, Baby. Zed’s Dead
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Electoral Commission has today confirmed that Zed is officially dead. In a Federal Political
Surprise Surprise: New Communist Government Asks The Peasants To Limit Their Power Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just weeks after storming to power, Australia’s new communist government is asking the
Humiliated Australian Media To Continue Pretending The Liberals Didn’t Just Lose Twenty Seats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire Australian media landscape, from the culture wars desperados at NewsCorp to the Stockholm Syndromed
Labor Reveals It’s Already Getting A Little Too Cocky By Bringing Up This Republic Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has today revealed to the nation that they are really starting to