Local Moron Thinks He's Making It Through To Socceroos Game
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man whose brain has given him precious little since it fully developed nearly a
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Treasurer To Spend Entire Budget Speech Explaining How His Party Weren’t In Power For Last Decade
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact The nation’s treasurer has today offered The Betoota Advocate some exclusive insight into what he
Greens Declare New Candidates Must Only Date People Who Ride Environmentally Friendly E-Scooters
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact After the party faced backlash over revelations that their deputy leader previously dated someone who willingly
Adam Bandt Defends Senator Lidia Thorpe: “Some Bikies Can Be Really Hot”
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT In news that will only increase her vote with rednecks and union heavies, Greens senator Lidia
Refugees Comforted By Teal Candidates Who Support Their Right To Settle Nowhere Fucking Near Them
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Australians who live in really nice suburbs with fairy lights on the main street are now
Victorian Libs Make Last Ditch Effort To Win Back Votes With Bold ‘Dan Andrews Is A Trans Chinese Muslim Robot’ Campaign
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Despite being the most unlikable politician throughout the entire pandemic, it seems that Victorian Premier Dan
Katter: A Federal Corruption Watchdog Is Not A Bad Shout, And I’m All For It, And Yes, If Any Of These Bastards Are Lining Their Own Pockets Then I Have No Problem Seeing Them Swing, But Before We Go And Grab Our Pitchforks, We Really Should Come To A Gen
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After a long election campaign of promising to lock up crooked politicians, The Australian government is
Pocock Agrees To Climate Change Bill In Return For Inquiry Into Waratah Bias In Wallaby System
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact New Independent Senator David Pocock is really making his presence felt in Canberra today. The new
Labor Party To Look After Working Class Base By Pushing Through Tax Cuts That Benefit Top 1%
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has today confirmed its commitment to fighting for its base. Marking their
Fears Grow That Barnaby Joyce Will Be Left Behind As Inflation Eats Into His $211,000 A Year Wage
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | CONTACT Peaceful idyllic family man, Barnaby Joyce, is at risk of being left behind as spiraling inflation
Scotty Reveals Why He Can’t Actually See Anything Wrong With His Behaviour
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT As the nation deals with the idea that Scotty from Marketing secretly swearing himself into umpteen
Scotty’s Defends Actions With New Claim That Multiple Ministries Isn’t Illegal In Bible Either
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT Side Hustle Scotty has today offered up a fresh new response to allegations he behaved improperly
Hungover Albanese Sighs After Realising Morning Meeting Could Have Been An Email
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet |CONTACT The nation’s new Prime Minister has today let out a massive sigh, before heading into