Report: Young People Drinking Less Because A Schooner Costs The Same As A Fucken Zinger Box Did Ten Years Ago
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Right around the country, some of our nation's greatest business and political minds are
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Surprise Surprise: New Communist Government Asks The Peasants To Limit Their Power Use
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Just weeks after storming to power, Australia’s new communist government is asking the peasants to
Humiliated Australian Media To Continue Pretending The Liberals Didn’t Just Lose Twenty Seats
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire Australian media landscape, from the culture wars desperados at NewsCorp to the Stockholm Syndromed
Labor Reveals It’s Already Getting A Little Too Cocky By Bringing Up This Republic Shit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Australian Labor Party has today revealed to the nation that they are really starting to
Hunter MP Dan Repacholi Named As The Albanese Government’s First Minister For Bucks Parties
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The Albanese government’s front bench was officially sworn in by the Governor-General last night, with
Albanese Emerges From BluesFest Bender To Learn That He’s Now The Prime Minister Of Australia
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The ABC’s election analyst Antony Green called the south Melbourne seat of Macnamara for Labor
Plibersek Apologises For Voldemort Comment: “I Should Have Said He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named”
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In some strange news, Labour MP Tanya Plibersek has today apologised for calling Peter Dutton ‘Voldemort’
Marles: “When You Say It Out Loud, Parachuting Someone Into Fowler From Northern Beaches Was A Pretty Dumb Fuck Thing To Do Lmao”
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Deputy Prime Minister Richard Marles barely contained his laughter at a press conference this morning in
Liberal Staffers Forced To Order Batch Of New Mirrors As Dutton Begins Working On His Smile
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT There’s been little rest for the people behind Peter Dutton, with their work going into
Pocock Secures The Turnover
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Former Wallabies captain David Pocock has this week shown a blistering return to form. However, while
Katter Prepares To Welcome Albo To The Ancient Order Of Outback Lefties
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Member for Kennedy Bob Katter released a statement earlier today inviting Prime Minister Anthony Albanese to
Adam Bandt Rolls A Celebratory Baseball Bat And Spends Sunday Arvo Watching Rick And Morty
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The Leader of the Greens is basking in his success this week, it can be confirmed.
Opinion: Should Politicians Be Forced To Wear Shock Collars When Doing Interviews?
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Ever feel like you’ve had enough of being lied to by elected officials? Especially when