Most Racist Bloke In Town Always Seems To Have A Missus That Isn't The Same Race As Him
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT One of the loudest blokes at the South Betoota Plains Hotel has today been forced to
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Woman’s Hometown Only Ever In The News For Something Really Fucked
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Melbourne woman who’s noticed her hometown trending on social media has unfortunately discovered it’
Local Bachelor Refuses To Have Even The Faintest Bit Of Colour In His Apartment
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact THE PALLIATIVE CARE PALETTE: A bloke from Betoota Heights has confirmed that colour is a big
Man Who Can’t Commit To Dinner Plans Somehow Manages To Lock In Flights For Bali Boys’ Trip
STACY OAKSHEAF | City News | CONTACT In a move that has left his mates both astounded and impressed, local Aussie bloke
Summer Fast Approaching As Boats Move To The Driveway For Annual Hose Down
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT With summer fast approaching, the boats of Betoota Heights have emerged from hibernation, transforming driveways into
Uni Socialist Doesn’t Seem To Have A HECs Debt
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Uni student and self-proclaimed Marxist-Leninist, Hugo Montmorency, has made quite a name for himself
Woman On Fitness Kick Somehow Is Doing F45 In Case You Didn’t Know She’s Doing F45 Yeah So She Was At F45 This Morning
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT A local woman’s newfound love for a gym franchise has become the hottest topic among
Millennial Ditches Office Worker Mullet For Corporate Crew Cut After Promotion
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In a shocking display of upward mobility, local millennial Paul Donovan (32) has traded in his
Ex-Tumblr User Unsurprisingly Proficient At HTML Coding
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT In what comes as no surprise to those familiar with 2010s internet culture, ex-Tumblr user
Local Woman In Financial Ruin After Inter-State Bestie Comes To Visit
CONSTANCE RIVERA | Grievances | CONTACT Sarah Drummond (28), is curled up on her couch, processing the financial fallout from her inter-
Pair Of Chronic People Pleasers Enter Third Hour Of Trying To Decide On Where To Go For Dinner
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Friends Sarah Manning, 27, and Lindsay Hawthorn, 32, are alleged to have taken three hours to
Office Workers Who Accidentally Wore The Same Outfit Forced To Pose For An Instagram Photo
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Two office workers who rocked up wearing white shirts and jeans have been corralled into posing
Standoff Escalates As Domestic Terrorist Rejects Peace Offer Of Chicken Nuggets Over Steamed Veggie Dispute
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The quiet evening at the Taylor household turned into a high-chair hostage situation