Aldi Shopper Forced To Confront His Truly Pathetic Diet At Human Checkout
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
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Uncultured Swine Doesn't Appreciate A Bit Of Mango In Salad
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is in reputational recovery mode this week, after putting his worst foot forward
God Rolls Eyes At Another “If You’re Real” Prayer
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact While doing The Advocate's notoriously difficult Saturday crossword in his palace above the clouds,
“If You’re Lucky" Thinks Man Receiving 'Buy 10 Get 1 Free' Coffee Stamp Card From New Cafe
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has scoffed at the faith a local barista has put in him by
Local Man Not Sure If He’d Rather A Starc Pole First Ball Or 0/200 By Dinner Tomorrow
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Heights city worker has today admitted he is not sure what moment he most
Mum Somehow Organising Dad’s Work Christmas Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local Mum is expected to receive an “Mother Of The Year” nomination this
Woman Doesn’t Recognise Herself As She Politely Messages Potential Host On AirBnB
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact Divorce, redundancy, and even murder are all good reasons for a person to take a long
Decaying Nalgene Water Bottle Contains More Plastic Particles Than Water At This Point
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Reusable drink bottle brand ‘Nalgene’ originally started as a humble hiking helper. Today, the water bottle
North Fitzroy Library Demographic Shifts from Oldies to Baddies
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT As the slow death of free spaces ensues, Melbourne’s young and beautiful seek out ‘third
Woman Picking At Dandruff Lets Out Heavy Sigh After Chunky Flake Slips Away
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman’s morning has gone off with a terrible start, as some mindless head
New 'Planned Community' Development On Fringes Of City Promises Zero Trees Or Junior Sporting Clubs
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT An exciting new planned community 80km from the nearest Central Business District has wow'ed
Nation’s Workplaces Finally At The “It Can Wait Until Next Year” Phase
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact It’s a time we never thought would come. If we were looking ahead, it would
Man Cannot Cook An Appropriate Amount Of Rice
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact If anyone was to come close to feeling the anguish Goldilocks felt on her journey, it’