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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Conor McGregor has once again huffed and puffed and blown his house down. The aspiring Irish
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Weird Lull Between Footy And Cricket Results In Deeply Personal Conversations About Life
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The brief four-week lull between the conclusion of both the AFL and NRL football seasons
Local Dad Confirms Brutal Mid Life Crisis By Rocking Flat Brim Like It’s No Big Deal
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Some men of ‘that age’ buy a sports car, some buy a drumkit. Some land themselves
Even These Hardened Bush Footy Boys Think ‘Toxic’ By Britney Spears Is A Fucking Track
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact EVEN THOUGH HE JUST RECEIVED a life ban from every licensed establishment in Quilpie,
Local Greek Asks Girls If They’ve Got Any Greek In Them, And If They Would Like Some
26 October 2016. 10:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local Greek, Toolio Runamakas has made a wild assumption that the
High School Invites Bartenders To Speak To Year 12 Class About Perils Of Studying Theatre
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Eliott Franklin’s afternoon routine hasn’t changed a whole lot since he graduated
Rockhampton Man Visiting Chinese Joint In The City Asks Staff For Knife, Fork And Spoon
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It was a small step for Marshall Bradey to agree to dine at his
Local Farmer Still Fantasises About Getting His Fucking Hands On Paul Keating
11 October 2016. 15:25 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Renowned Western Queensland grazier, Roger Tully (74) still can’t help
Cluey uni student uses Brita filter jug to retrieve goon back from her vomit
11 October, 2016. 17:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact BEING A STUDENT IS HARD, especially when you need
“They Can’t Run Without Heads!” Yells Antisocial Local Dad During U10s Match
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After guiding the Mighty Dolphins under 10s to their eighth premiership in a row, club veteran
Local Punter Doesn’t Know What Q&A Is, But Barnesy Better Play Some Of His Old Stuff
19 September, 2016 17:35 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Tonight will mark the first time that local panel beater, Tony
Man finds himself saying ‘fucking cyclists’ every time he gets behind the wheel
17 September, 2016. 16:45 ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact JOINING ARTHUR TALLON ON HIS morning commute was stressful
Local Degenerate A Bit Excited By The Idea Of Strangers Looking At His Brazzers History
8 September, 2016. 10:15 CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Local degenerate, Tyler Watson (35) isn’t really worried that nearly