Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Hay Fever Ads Herald The Beginning Of The Worst Time Of The Year
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Move over winter! There’s a new cunt of a season in town! That’s according
Local Bangladeshi sous chef can’t stop smiling for some reason
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Workmates of Mohammed Sayeed have told The Advocate that the typically quiet young man has ‘really
A message from The Betoota Advocate to The Onion’s Editorial Board
RE: A MESSAGE FROM THE ONION’S EDITORIAL BOARD TO THE BETOOTA ADVOCATE On behalf of The Betoota Advocate, I’
Enjoying A Run To IKEA Clearest Indicator That Man Is Getting Old
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Activities like pouring his heart out to a complete stranger at three in the morning on
Local Private Boys’ School Principal Dares Any Pupil To Turn Up To School In A Dress
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact The principal of an exclusive local private boys’ school has taken time out of his busy
Office Brunch Grinds To A Halt After Discovering Man From Accounts Doesn’t Watch Game of Thrones
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact An office of Betoota’s least interesting people enjoyed an early lunch this morning at a
Local Law Student Stands Accused Of Taking Moot Court A Bit Too Seriously
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A law student at East Betoota Polytechincal has lashed out at suggestion and rumour that he’
Referee confirms he can hear local man screaming at him through the television
IMRAN GASHKORI | Sport | Contact In what started out as a line of questioning to determine if a local referee’s
Family Photo From 1985 Still Haunting Local Father
BERNARD FUG | Family | Contact There was a time when Michael Gomez thought he could laugh about it – but that time
Man Down The Pub Told You That Mayweather Would Win In The 10th Before It Even Started
EEROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A boxing prophet who decided to grace The Betoota Hotel with his presence this afternoon has
Overexcited Mate Who Bended Through To McGregor Fight Won’t Stop Shadow Boxing
EEROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A South Betoota software developer has taken time out of his busy Sunday to demonstrate to
Wallabies Fan Chuffed To Discover He’s Kiwi By Descent Before Bledisloe Showdown
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local banker says he’s thrilled and chuffed after discovering that he’s actually a