Woman Officially Feeling Old After Every Actress She Googles Is Now Younger Than Her
SANDY FRASER | Youth | CONTACT Ashling Murphy (31) is experiencing a second wave of aging terror after coming to find every
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Ubers Surge To 88.7x After Police Start Roadside Testing For Cocaine In Affluent Local Areas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact For a number of years, the residents of the leafy East Betootanese enclave of Betoota Links
Uh-Oh! Andrew Bolt Chased To Local Dam Face By ANTIFA Protestors
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Outspoken right-wing commentator Andrew Bolt has been chased through the streets of Melbourne this afternoon by
Local Breakfast Television Presenter Vaguely Remembers A Time When He Was A Real Journalist
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Being one of KBBL Betoota Imparja’s breakfast television presenters is a rare privilege bestowed upon
Local Used Car Salesman Asks ‘What Is This Shit?’ After Stumbling Upon QI Rerun
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Greg Klimt is a self-described simple man. He enjoys supporting his beloved Dolphins and maintains a
Regional University Student Attends 10AM Early Morning Lecture In Best Pair Of Pyjamas
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After failing to get into her favourite sandstone university, Emma Hutchins thought she might as well
Local Same-Sex Parents Relax After Spending Father’s Day Destroying Family Values
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local life partners and civil unionists, Wayne Carmichael and Adam Wolfe, told The Advocate this Sunday
Toddler Gives Dad An Extra Special Public Meltdown For Father’s Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A local 38-month-old completely lost his mind this morning in a popular French Quarter cafe in
Local Sheep Farmer Still Has It In For P!nk Ten Years After She Criticised Mulesing
MIKE CATT | Sheep and Goats | Contact Even the very mention of her name can send one local sheep farmer on
Grown Man Still Terrified To Walk Through Local Park After Dark
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Though the shire council has made numerous efforts to improve the lighting in Apex Park, one
Laughter As Man With PhD Repeatedly Claims He’s A Real Doctor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A recent graduate from Diamantina Technical College has been called out today on his habit of
Girlfriend Doesn’t Understand How Sick Boyfriend Is
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet Reporter | Contact Despite the fact that everyone comes down with a cold at some point during winter,
Local Barman Longs For The Day When He Can Say Thank God It’s Friday
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact People like Wavell Rhodes are the unsung heroes of Friday afternoons. They pour the beers and