Melbourne Residents Look Forward To Public Holiday That Really Has Nothing To Do With Melbourne At All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's residents are rubbing their hands in glee ahead of this weekend's
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Social Butterfly Cackles After Boring Tinder Match Thinks He’s A Chance For A Date Before New Years
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local all-girls sharehouse is in stitches tonight after playing a communal game
Local Blokes Busy Social Calendar Has Him Eating Pub Cooked Meals Until Christmas Day
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local bloke's digestive system is expected to take a pounding over
Woman Starts Morphing Into Her Mum By Chiming Into Strangers’ Conversation
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact They say death and taxes are the only things certain in life, but there is a
Tool Fans Section Off Their Own VIP Area Ahead Of Good Things Festival
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In news that should come as no surprise to anyone, it can be confirmed that Tool
Local Bloke Buys Mildly Humorous But Actually Unusable Kris Kringle Gift
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local man has once again demonstrated the true spirit of office gift giving by purchasing
Immaculate Pram Returns Looking Like A Skip Bin After Day Out With Dad
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local mum has been left shaking her head once again this week, courtesy of her
Local Man Decides Not to Throw Money Away By Driving An Extra Three Minutes To Dan’s
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local bloke has this week made the only truly sound financial decision he’s managed
Social Mixed Touch Player And 4th Grade Cricketer Has One Of These For Some Reason
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local social mixed touch player and 4th grade cricketer Ben Carter has revealed he owns a
Wiggles Parents Turn Up Nose At Friends KPop Demon Hunters Spotify Wrapped
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A couple of local parents have today rolled their eyes at some of their contemporaries. Alice
Local Woman’s Spotify Wrapped Too Embarrassing To Be Shared
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has taken one look at her Spotify wrapped and come to the conclusion
Uncultured Swine Doesn't Appreciate A Bit Of Mango In Salad
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man is in reputational recovery mode this week, after putting his worst foot forward
God Rolls Eyes At Another “If You’re Real” Prayer
TRACEY BENDINGER | Society | Contact While doing The Advocate's notoriously difficult Saturday crossword in his palace above the clouds,