Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Report: Nothing More Sweaty Than An Ex-Queenslander Visiting Home After Acclimatising Down South
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A recent report looking what the world’s sweatiest thing is has revealed that something in
Site Manager Throws On These Bad Boys To Let The Subbies Know He’s Done His Time On The Tools
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local site manager responsible for overseeing the never-ending construction of Betoota’s light rail has
Exam Supervisor Pretending Like She’s Got Better Things To Do
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Summer school is coming to an end at South Betoota Polytechnic College which means exams have
Local Class Traitor Sits In The Back Seat Of The Uber Like It’s A Limo
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A local bartender has today indicated that he thinks he is far too important to share
Busy Co-Worker Hoping Someone Notices Them Having Lunch At Their Desk
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Lisa Hughes (37) reached dizzying heights of busy today, as the ambiguously titled Office Administrator ate
Local Woman Tagging Partner In Relationship Memes Knows Full Well His Mates Can See It Too
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Oh God, what has she done now?” he said. The third push notification of the morning
Internet In First World Country Brought To Its Knees By Afternoon Shower
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Productivity has plummeted even further at a firm in the Old City District today thanks to
Man Throws Group Chat Commitmentphobes Under The Bus By Proposing
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local man has caused headaches for all of his friends today. The late 20-something-man named
Agency Suit Awkwardly Laughs At Something He Was 65% Sure Required A Laugh
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sitting in a meeting at a local marketing agency, Simon Harper, a soulless suit, has just
Boring Man Who Really Isn’t Of Much Interest To Anyone Puts Tape Over Webcam
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Ambiguously titled IT Technician Bevan Blake (33) has protected the privacy of his uninteresting life by
“You Need To See The World,” Says Woman Who Spent 3 Weeks Blind Drunk In Europe Ten Years Ago
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Work colleague Tracey Rhiannon (34) may have overstepped some boundaries this week by telling younger co-workers
Local Tradie Refers To Picturesque Location As “Today’s Office”
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local chippy has let his social media followers know that they should be pretty jealous