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ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Country Dad Reckons His Home Cooked Breakfast Would Cost $40 Down In Sydney
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A Betoota Cotton Farmer has caused his family to roll their eyes in unison this morning
Man Wearing Fox Racing Flat Cap Lies And Says He’s Never Glassed Someone
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact An outer Betoota Quarry man, Chayden Bell, has today lied through his teeth today while telling
95% Of Population Has A Slight Scoliosis In Need Of 16 More Appointments, Says Chiropractor
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A local Chiropractor has confirmed today that unfortunately almost everyone is suffering from scoliosis. Scoliosis is
Local Tradie’s Mate Obviously Behind Hideous New Logo
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact Luke Rathbone has confirmed this afternoon that he is ready to take his business to the
Boyfriend Uses Up All His Valentines Brownie Points By Going On 48 Hour Bender With Flat Phone
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local Betoota Ponds man who remembered Valentines Day for the first time in his 4-year
Bloke In Bunnings Ad Not Instilling A Lot Of Confidence In DIY Customer
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Sitting back watching TV from his half-renovated living room, Jez Walker wonders if the teenage rock
Bloke Who Crashed On The Couch After House Party Better Fucking Grab A Garbage Bag
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact Last night Brittany Minkville and her housemates hosted a party for over 150 people at their
Latest Water Bill Suggests Mum Must Be Growing Cotton Out The Back
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact June Daily, and more so her husband Rodney, got a rude shock this afternoon upon opening
Dart Break Ruined As Manager Joins In
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT What was meant to be a heart warming and lung destroying smoko between an inner circle
Retired Accountant Landlord Says He Should Be Right To Just Fix That Structural Fault Himself
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Earlier this week residents of a French Quarter share house experienced the rare phenomenon of having
Man Invited Into Corporate Box Reckons He Could Get Used To This
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local cheapskate has peaked in life today after being invited into a corporate box at
Man’s Primary School Sport Achievements Hold Just As Much Value As His Crypto Portfolio
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact “Mate, I can swim way faster than you!” Bryan Maison skited to his clearly fitter friend.