Budget Winner? Loser? Just Shut Up And Have A Beer
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact It is Friday afternoon and I have been asked to explain the budget and I am
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Uber Driver Shifting Through Automatic Transmission Like He’s Driving A B-Double Up A Hill
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Pulling up at the lights on Greens Road in Betoota Heights, local Uber driver Bill Stroker
Pathetic Sook Looking Forward To Abusing Airline Staff Who Weigh His Carry-On
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Sadly, the bollards are still bolted to the ground at Remienko International Aerodrome after the unpleasantness
Man Railroaded Into Complimenting Friend’s Weird-Looking Baby
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A French Quarter man has confided in The Advocate today about something that happened to him
City Worker’s Colleagues Getting Quite A Kick Out Of How Scat She Is After Weekend Festival
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “So how was it?” he asked. “Great, it was really fun.” “How was the music?” he
Power-Tripping Coworker Chooses Shitty Xmas Party Venue That Caters To Her Cigarette Habit
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT The entire workplace of Lorigan And Co Accountants in Betoota Heights have today been treated to
“Coal Is Technically Vegan And Organic” Says Inner-City Leftie Justifying Purchase Of Tesla
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A semi-retired geologist is at the centre of a localised firestorm this today after he attempted
Pub Raconteur’s Story Ruined By Mate’s Mate Googling Everything
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact “Who was that cunt and why did you bring him to the pub last night?” At
Parents Complain About The Decreasing Value Of Their Property Like Their Kid Is Supposed To Care
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact After flagellating herself all morning for being born middle-class to two polite and stable property owners,
Man Shamefully Walks To Bin To Pick Up Paper Ball He Didn’t Get In
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact The 2-metre gap between Carl Mackinnon and the office recycling bin is feeling more like 200
Kidnapper’s Girlfriend Tired Of Having Her Magazines Cut Up For Ransom Letters
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT After years of silent compliance Susanne,* girlfriend of career kidnapper Brody,* has stated she is tired
Curious Man Wonders How Perennially-Empty Travel Agency In Local Strip Mall Stays Afloat
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A popular local thinking man has been bamboozled by a Betoota Heights travel agency this afternoon
Unsupervised Boomer Finds Himself Watching SBS Food Again
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Betoota Grove father-of-four has been left to his own devices this morning, something that the