Melbourne Residents Look Forward To Public Holiday That Really Has Nothing To Do With Melbourne At All
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Melbourne's residents are rubbing their hands in glee ahead of this weekend's
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Local Man Who Claims To Hate Christmas Accidentally Has Pretty Good Day
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact Local man Garry Huxley, who has spent the better part of a decade insisting
Cousin's New Boyfriend Celebrates A Bit Too Much After Yorking Granny
ERROL PARKER | Editor-at-large | Contact A Christmas Day luncheon in Betoota Heights has been officially written off after a
Jealousy Oozes Off New Dad Watching Carefree Little Cousins Get Drunk At Christmas
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact On any other stinking hot Betootan summer’s day, you’d be forgiven for thinking
Husband Once Again Fails The ‘Lets Not Do Presents This Year’ Test
TRACEY BENDINGER | Local News | Contact Local man Roger Blackmore has once again found himself caught with his metaphorical pants down
Woman Whose Apartment Has A Rooftop Forgot How Popular She Gets This Time Of Year
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local Sydney woman that has rooftop access has once again been reminded just how popular
Local Man Reaches Age Where A Quiet, Drunken Boxing Day Becomes One Of The Best Days Of The Year
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT A local man has finally reached the age where a carefree, slightly drunken, lazy boxing day
Family Breathe Sigh Of Relief As Rogue Son Lands A Plum Job On Local Infrastructure Project
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local family is walking on clouds today, after learning some fantastic news. The Arnott’s,
Younger Sibling Cracks The Shits After Brother Receives Piece Of Cake 1/18th Larger Than Theirs
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | CONTACT A local child is alleged to have cracked the shits over the weekend, after his mum
Overwhelmed Local Man Just Gonna Watch The Cricket For A Bit
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local man has today decided to just kick back a little bit. With the year
Grumpy Husband Told To Just Get On The Couch, Put The Fan On And Watch Some Cricket
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Melissa Harris has been forced to give her grumpy husband something to do this
Aldi Shopper Forced To Confront His Truly Pathetic Diet At Human Checkout
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT A local man who believes he has outsmarted the duopolistic supermarket system that is Coles and
Wave Of Nostalgia Washes Over Man As He Begins Untangling His Backup Cord Earphones From 2015
PETE CLARK | Melbourne | CONTACT Local man Craig Jericho has been overcome with waves of nostalgia today as he dug up