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CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Brisbane-based French antique importer, Peter Terrace (55), says it's really bizarre how for one
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Minced Cows Ears Miraculously Turns Into Wagyu Seconds After Entering Pub Kitchen
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local pub in Betoota Heights has today performed a little magic trick. The Bearded Pig
Hens Party Organiser Interrupts DJ To Request Beyoncé’s Entire 3rd Studio Album
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT As social distancing restrictions slowly begin to lift in Betoota’s Roma Hills nightlife precinct, the
Hometown Bloke Who Used To Tattoo Self With Ballpoint Ink Now Smarter Than Any Epidemiologist
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In some genuinely surprising news from Betoota Heights this afternoon, it’s been revealed that a
Arts Student Lies And Says He’s Doing Commerce Subjects In Generous Father’s Day Present
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Sorry advertising, but someone already got Dad exactly what he wanted this Father’s Day. Betoota
Millennial Suffering Festival Withdrawal Stands In The Sun For 30mins To Buy $12 Beer
FRANKIE DeGROOT | Local News | Contact 2021 has been another rough for Absinthe Carlsson, 19. The self-confessed Festival Fiend has been
Man Starting On That Minimalism Journey Admits He Can Probably Chuck Those Unused Condoms
BEAU RIVERS | Local News | Contact Cleaning out his overpriced and undersized Kogarah apartment, local man Jack Derrin (27), has today
Dad Visibly Disappointed His Family Took The Old “Don’t Get Me Anything” Literally
TRACEY BENDINGER | Culture | Contact A local dad has struggled to hide his emotions this morning after waking up on Father’
Capitalism Rewards Hard Work Says 30 Year Old Stay-At-Home Son With An Investment Property
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT Speaking this morning from an unpopular CBD office building foyer, a 30-year-old finance guy has today
Year 12 Student’s Exam Anxiety Disappears After Deadshit Cousin Tells Them It Isn’t The Be All
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT In a feel-good story from Coogee this afternoon, a local Year 12 student has had a
Funny Man Brings The House Down By Tagging Mate In Ad For Erectile Dysfunction Treatment
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A man looks set for the relatively bright lights of some international festivals after putting his
Coward Who Suggested ‘Kick-Ons’ Now Ready For ‘Bed’
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An act of tremendous cowardice was committed in Betoota’s French Quarter this weekend as the
QLD COVID Guidelines Recommend Sanitising Goonsack Before Giving The Hoist A Spin
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In order to continue the Queensland way of life and maintain the ability to blame CoronaVirus