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WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT The entire world is currently trying to wrap it's head around what the fuck
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Schooner Glass Edges Closer To Piss-Soaked Trough Wall With Every Slash
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT After two and a bit years of hand sanitiser and sit-down-only dining, it seems
Report: Dad’s Slippers Fucken Rank
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the freezing weather continues, the nation’s dads are at that point of the year
Australian Retailers Experiencing Extreme Flared Trousers Shortage Two Weeks Out From Splendour
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As the nation’s favourite music festival looms near, Australian retailers have been forced to declare
Share House’s Pitiful Courtyard Now Permanent Storage Place For Rubbish That Can’t Fit In Wheelie Bin
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A five person share house in Betoota Heights has found themselves learning to live with rubbish
‘Why Are My Allergies So Bad?’ Asks Woman Who Unleashes This Beast Every Night In Peak Of Winter
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman’s addiction to white noise has made her sick, as she finds herself
Hollywood Cashing In On Bad Movies That Inspire Good Memes
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In the aftermath of the spicy cough and the last people who care about the Oscars
Corporate Fat Cat Offers Gracious Nod As Luncheon Waitress Tongs 2nd Dinner Roll Onto Side Plate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT One of Betoota’s leading businessmen is praising the work of a hospitality staff
Local Girl Desperate For A Drink Made To Choose Between Mate Who Picks Fights Or The Drunk Crier
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As Louise Wilson [23] stares down the barrel of a boring weekend, she finds herself making
Nations Dads Celebrate As Salad Crisis Inspires Return Of A Weekly Family Potato Bake
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Dad’s around the nation are rejoicing this week, as the fresh food crisis
Woman Who Opted For A Caesar Salad To Be Healthy Demands Boyfriend Orders Chips
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Cassidy Saunders has this week made the executive decision to stop eating shit and
Corporate Drone Tries To Raise His Street Cred By Constantly Mentioning Past Life As A Bartender
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local accountant has revealed he may be harbouring some insecurities about having the most boring
Dog Displays Rare Self Awareness By Casting Hesitant Look Towards Owner Before Rolling In Puddle
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact “Don’t you fucking dare you little bastard.” Tim sighs. He knows it’s futile. The