I Mean, We Could've Just Taxed Gas
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT Federal Treasurer Jim Chalmers has handed down the Albanese government's fifth and most ambitious
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Mercedes SUV Driver Employs “Pick A Lane, Any Lane” Driving Strategy
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A sparkling Mercedes SUV has motorists sweating this morning, after causing some carnage around
Local Girl Vindicated As Mutual Friend That Always Gave Her Hmmm Vibes Proves To Be A Cunt
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As what might possibly be the most self satisfied smile she’s ever made, local woman
Criminal Mastermind On Self Checkout Purchases A Few Lettuces And Marks Them As A 1 Kg Of Prawns
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Peering over his shoulder, Betoota Heights bloke Jason Portland scopes the vicinity for any witnesses. He
Good Bloke Thanks His Mate For Helping Move On The Weekend With A Couple Cases Of Lettuce
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A thoughtful local man has this week demonstrated that he has his finger on the pulse.
Woman Gets First Glimpse Into Gender Disparity After Mum Asks Her To Help Clean Brother’s Room
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to adhering to traditional gender roles, none are quite as subtle as the
50% Of “Funny Videos” In Tradie Boyfriend’s Group Chat Actually Just Life Threatening Injuries
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Considering her boyfriend’s propensity for watching compilation videos of men hurting themselves playing sports, local
Woman Trying To Expand Her White Wine Horizons A Bit Immediately Regrets Ordering Riesling
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has discovered that she really does a basic bitch palate, after daring to
Local Girl’s Excuses For Regularly Blowing Disposable Income Getting Increasingly More Nihilistic
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact As she brushes her fingers against the fur trim of a Penny Lane style coat, local
Mushroom Burgers Even Tastier When Cooked On Greasy Steak Hotplate
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT As part of our ‘Suburban Sous Chef’ series, The Advocate has been speaking to
Local Couple Slip Home Via Drive-Thru After Friends Host Minimalist Ottolenghi Dinner Party
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local couple have made a small detour on the way home this evening,
Sunday Sesh Gains Momentum After Reckless Mate Realises Tomorrow Is Public Holiday
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A casual pub lunch is about to be injected with chaos this afternoon, after
“I’m Easy” Says Local Vegetarian Throwing Eggplant Sized Spanner Into Group Pizza Order
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A local herbivore is causing some trouble this evening, putting the handbrake on a