Left-Handed Man Cuts The Bullshit And Decides To Finally Take Part In The Monoculture
MONTY BENFICA | Amusements | CONTACT After 68-years a "left handed" man has finally decided to drop the act
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“There Is No Substitute For Hard Work” Explains Local Real Estate Agent Driving A BMW
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | Contact A man wise beyond his years has today offered up some advice to those out there
Katter Says He Was Completely Unaware That Anybody Had Problem With The Melbourne Cup Unless It’s Some Sort Of Intellectual Reaction To The Snobby Attitudes Of Those Patch-On-Elbow Blue Bloods At Victorian Racing I Mean It’s No Wonder These Kiwi And Arab
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT With less than 24 hours until the Race That Stops The Nation, the same hashtags that
‘I’ll Call You Back, I’m On 10%” Says Mum Midway Through 40 Minute Convo With Flashlight Blaring
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact When it comes to teaching her mum about technology, local woman Bree Garrison needs to take
Local Woman Hacks Fitness App By Consuming An Ungodly Amount Of Peanut Butter Before Bedtime
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Heights woman has this week decided she’s 100% for real this time becoming
Local Woman Finally Experiencing Sunset Over Ocean Unfortunately In Perth
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT A middle class Australian woman has struck one off her bucket list today by finally watching
Shock As Local Council Promises To Do Something And Then Goes And Does It
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The Greater Diamantina Rivers Shire Council has today changed the way Australians think, feel and talk
Nations Quirky Musos Excited To See Which Zany Instrument Bill Bailey Rolls Out This Time
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT Australia’s keytar strummers are reportedly migrating to major cities this week, as metropolitan
Fashion Industry Runs Out Of Sage Green In Post Covid Wedding Boom
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT While a shopping list of industries deal with a labour shortage, the fashion industry is suffering
Bloke Staring At Wife’s Halloween Decorations Ponders Why That Colour Combination Seems So Familiar
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Staring pensively at the Halloween decorations adorning his lounge room, local bloke Aaron Thompson finds himself
Bald Fellas Actually Responsible For Telling Balding Men How Long They Have Left
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT Just like a doctor delivering a grave diagnosis, local bald fella Campbell Head (35) has taken
Recession Time! Society Based On Capitalism Continues Its Perpetual State Of Crisis
RORY SALAZAR | Finance | Contact The World Bank, the US Federal Reserve and pretty much everyone else is about 95% sure
Frustrated Email To Landlord To Be Worded Like Jane Austen Characters Corresponding With One Another
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A frustrated local woman has this week been forced to go full on pass ag mode