Local Bloke Acknowledges The Wintry Change In Seasons Like A Grown Up
CLANCY OVERELL | Editor | CONTACT A bitter cold front has come through and Australians south and west of Brisbane are feeling
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Report: Bing Literally Had To Destroy Society With Artificial Intelligence To Defeat Google
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT In feel good news, the little brother has finally got one up on the elder and
Gay Mate Actually More Excited For The Post-Pride Carbs Than He Was For Pride
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT A bloke who hasn’t eaten a carbohydrate since Christmas has spoken to The
Financially Savvy Bloke Saves Money On Therapy By Just Going On Dates With Various Fixers
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A Betoota Ponds tradie has managed to stumble upon a winning dating strategy that both caters
Local Bloke Unable To Pull Off Backwards Cap Without Being Asked If He Does It All For The Nookie
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A millennial man has this week discovered that he unfortunately can’t pull off a backwards
Local Woman Delights Coworkers With Her Fit Of Delicate Little Pikachu Sneezes
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact A local woman has this afternoon absolutely delighted her coworkers, after a hayfever fit saw her
Entire Catering Industry Made Up Of Enlightened Geniuses Escaping Cruelty Of Top Restaurants
LOUIS BURKE | Culture | CONTACT An industry study has revealed that the entirety of the global catering industry is made up
“Why Don’t More Artists Come To Australia?’ Ask Nation Who Bullies Every Musician To Drink From Their Shoe
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact In an odd trend that appears to have grown in popularity in the past few years,
Veteran Receptionist With A Few Faded Tattoos Definitely Has Some Stories To Tell
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local sexagenarian named Janice Pederson has today dropped a few little hints about her past.
QLD Government To Fix Youth Crime Crisis By Turning Petty Delinquents Into Hardened Adult Crims
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT With a crime wave spreading across the great state of Queensland, the government has decided to
Girlfriend Shocked After Man’s Knockabout Mullet Phase Progresses Into Actual Hair Care Regime
EFFIE BATEMAN | Lifestyle | Contact Local woman Hayley Mescal [25] has today found herself feeling a mixture of shock, pride and
“So I’ll Book You Again In For Next Month” Gently Threatens Barber Holding Razor To First Timers Throat
KEITH T. DENNETT | New South | CONTACT An unfortunate hostage situation is unfolding on the streets of Betoota Mall today after
Bloke Who Bought A $130 Round On Saturday Night Shakes Head At Girlfriend’s Gourmet Muesli Choice
WENDELL HUSSEY | Cadet | CONTACT A local boyfriend has made a fool of himself this weekend, it can be confirmed. While